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How Ponify ruined my life

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day

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In Subterranean Animism, you can see a stray pixel during Satori's animation. It comes from a cat Orin sprite which is on the same spritesheet.

In subsequent games, Satori's spritesheet has been reworked and Orin removed from it, so you won't see the stray pixel anymore.

The stray pixel was pointed out by x.com/Gastari_/status/1696554489254232201/.

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Shit man, the Ice War on Europa is fucked. I just saw a guy bleeding out on the glacier and gazing at Jupiter like it was an angel. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. I have no fucking clue what green looks like any more. I think I just heard someone talking about how they wouldn't waste bullets to help some dying kid feel warmth one last time. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

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boss make a dollar i make a dime

this make me very sad puppy dog whine

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goodbye bogos 👋

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Chat,,

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Two boys talked on the playground about who was stronger: a kitten or a puppy. "For the sake of fairness, let's say they're both the size of a pea," one boy said. "Agreed," said the other boy. "It's only fair."

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Like one of my favorite tweets ever