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my hot take is that i kind of want mark and gemma to end badly, i want mark to dream of helly when he's in bed next to gemma, i want him to see hellynas face while he kisses gemma (like the ortbo), i want mark to become worse, i want him to have an alcohol fueled crashout where he hunts down helena. I want that man to suffer before he can get better

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scrolling through tiktok trying not to lose my shit every time i see someone say that it was helena in the final scene

severance fans in tiktok try not to be dense for 3 seconds challenge holy shit

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ppl still out here saying mark is going to end up with gemma… are we watching the same show

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THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS REAL. i’m so done with ppl.

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homewrecking has never been more beautiful

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severance fans in tiktok try not to be dense for 3 seconds challenge holy shit

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I think I’m feeling what eagle fans feel after their team wins

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mark covered in blood and beat up i prayed for times like this

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where are my lovers at tonight!!!!!!

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she’s the person i’m in love with…….. should we all kill ourselves

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adam scott confirming mark and gemma’s love didn’t transcend severance i can’t stop laughing…. and then ben stiller and adam scott talking about helena’s and mark’s weird chemistry and “love feeling” … guys, i don’t know what it’s like to lose

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you arrive at work (hungry, as usual) excited for more under-tarp sex with your work husband only to find that he's not there. when you ask your boss about it he berates you. you talk to your only remaining work friend about it, but he blames you for not being able to be with his not-work wife and then kills himself. you decide to seek out the treasure map hidden by your other dead work friend. the treasure is your work husband's not-work wife, who is currently trapped in work hell. you're trying to memorize the directions in your darkened office (no work is being done). and then elon musk walks in

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trying to give off the impression that my interests are esoteric and niche but an apple tv show is white-knuckle gripping my balls

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If you think about it…. the acronym KYS isn’t saying “kill yourself,” it’s saying Kill Your Self. Three words. As in, kill the concept of the “Self” - your consciousness’s perception that it is an individual, that it has one meaningful isolated identity that is “you,” that it is not but a droplet in the grand ocean of interconnected souls of all living beings in this universe. I think this is beautiful. Embrace ego death and become one with everything. Everyone should KYS