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Cute partner nicknames
The One
gay sex
Manhattan project
disease
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and on the sixth day god created the gas station convenience store refrigerated beverage section
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Im the type of friend to say “think fast” AFTER I’ve thrown a 21 pound boulder at your head
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take one MILLION shots of tequila have FUCKNASTY LESBIAN SEX and then KILL YOURSELF immediately after
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how is life my dear friend
actually very nice, after a looooong time thank you for asking ily
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your friends love you, your brain is just mean
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se misw me Oli m thn kardia (Pou den exo giati eimai akardi) (thn aneptixa mono Gia na se misw)
(this is a social experiment)
(the subject being if u reply here more than messenger!!)
kuriolektika molis mphka tumblr bro sagapw
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'no one understands me' STOP. 8 BILLION ALIVE PEOPLE. 15 THOUSANDS YEAR OF HUMAN HISTORY. SOMEONE HAS FELT WHAT YOURE FEELING
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wow panic! at the disco gone after 19 years... thank you for 4 years of great music!
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when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything
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daba deedeedee doodoo do… deeedee deebee doe… deebeebeberbeebebedeebeeededbebeedooo… HERE WE GO
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