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How come you're all about "feminism" until it's time to protest? We haven't seen you make a single fucking post about the LA riots and it's really disappointing.

Hi friends. This is your reminder not to reply to questions like this. You do not need to self-report your behavior. This is a guilt trip designed to make you violate your own Miranda rights.

Also, they are not riots (Freudian slip, fed?), they're peaceful protests and are a democratic right under the first amendment.

where to find your local protest donate to legal funds my local immigrant support network

be safe out there, i love you.

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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

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The number of times I have been delighted by witty banter only to find out later that I was “Flirting” is both unfortunate and disappointing.

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HEARTBREAKING: Poor girl has to get out of the soft warm bed even though she is so so so so comfy

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reminder that "allies welcome" was once secret code for "those not out yet can still participate without putting themselves at risk", and for those who aren't out yet to comfortably exist in these spaces you have to let allies exist in those spaces too.

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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police

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*smoke emiting from clenched fist*

woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!

*ring melts off woman’s hand*

woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..

woman: *screams like a pterodactyl* 

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ah shit I just got Infomercialed

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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

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No time for tears in this kingdom, I've got places to go and puzzles to solve

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can adalore puff out the fur/hair on his body like a cat

Yes when he tries to hide his laughter :)

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“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

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I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

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minecraft “i can’t remember where i put anything” asmr

[sound of chest opening] [sound of chest closing] [sound of chest opening] [sound of chest closing] [sound of chest opening] [sound of chest closing] [sound of chest opening] [sound of chest closing] [sound of chest opening] [sound of chest closing] [sound of chest opening] [sound of chest closing]

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Hoy recibí los 27 años sin tí. Fue un día normal, trabajé y las horas pasaron cómo usualmente lo hacen. He estado fría y un poco desbalanceada. Es un dolor un poco menos alto pero es constante, incesante, persistente. Pasé el día en familia, me hicieron sentir amada, no puedo decir que fue un día triste ni malo. Sin embargo, pasar estos días felices sin ti duelen, no poder compartirlos contigo. Pedirte y darte abrazos. Abrazos que me hubieras dado con amor y un poco de sarcasmo, ya que no te gustaban los abrazos. Cómo aceptar que llevo desde los 23 años sin tí, cómo decirle a mí corazón que esto será el futuro y nunca va a cambiar. Es demasiado difícil.

Mami te amo, hoy cumplí 27 años, en diciembre hubieras cumplido 63 años. Gracias por amarme tanto, gracias por haberme dado todo. Espero que sepas cuánto te adoro, cuánto deseo continuar adorándote. Mami, mami te extraño. Pasé otro cumpleaños sin ti y parece que lo sobreviví.

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lol he doesnt even know