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ONLY BAD THINGS EVER HAPPEN
first quest and they're sending amor alone with a man with blue hair and pronouns. anythign could happen
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first quest and they're sending amor alone with a man with blue hair and pronouns. anythign could happen
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want to shower before i enter 7.3 world but my towels are drying and im like fuuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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i lost
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#tellingmyself its fine i just wont order food til next paycheck. which i shouldnt be doing either butyknow.#at least since i do crysta thangs i didnt even pay the full amount phew. thanks past me#future me is fucked tho
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(guy with an overdue essay due tonight voice) You guys remember 2010s kinblr.
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staying up until 1am with your friends is like. wow we’re so fucking cool we’re so fucking badass we should go on a road trip or become famous or maybe hang out here forever because i dont wanna be anywhere that isnt with you guys im so full of love and joy and a live fast die young mentality. and staying up until 1am by yourself is like. for the third time this year i am genuinely contemplating suicide. good thing i dont have the executive function to clean up my room
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I could never own a parrot. They are splendid and delightful joyful creatures but I could not match their fucking whimsy. If I woke up at 4:45 am on a tuesday to the sound of some gleeful feather-cloaked varmint doing aerial somersaults all over the house while singing the world's most high-pitched whistle nightcore one-man a capella cover of Funkytown, I'd eat it.
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my coworker losing his mind lmfaooooo
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KING OF THE HILL REVIVAL EPISODE WND THERES A GERMAN GUY WHO MENTIONS COTTON HILL MACHINE GUNNED HIS GRANDFATHER STOP STOPSJTOODNFIFJISNFJSJF
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counter trolled in the make debut what if i just glue myself
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