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lunaloonitunes · 4 years ago
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me_irl
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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Talking to a stranger
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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He looks more like Taylor Swift than her actual brother
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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Taeyong: Why are you printing fifty pictures of ducks?
Jisung: Just another day at the office.
Chenle: Jisung the CEO is arriving in twenty minutes. We also need thirty pictures of kittens hurry. He's evaluating our branch the papers need to look right.
Taeyong: You guys *cries* are so cute.
Doyoung: Stop crying their wasting all of the ink and paper.
Taeyong: Let them play. Haechan why are you wearing a suit?
Haechan: That's CEO Lee to you. Today I might have to shut down this office.
Taeyong: How much can I pay you to keep the office open.
Doyoung: Taeyong don't be ridiculous.
Haechan: two packs of cookies.
Taeyong: Deal.
Doyoung: Oh god.
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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haechan: my fish died i just found him on the floor he jumped out of his bowl
renjun: fish often jump out of their bowls if they think their environment is unsuitable
haechan: so you're telling that my fish hated living with me so much that he killed himself?
renjun: basically yeah
haechan: damn that's a mood
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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jisung: oh god why would you eat mark’s food? it’s horrible. i can tell he burnt the chicken
donghyuck: [eating happily] because he cooked it for me
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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Haechan: I'm pregnant.
Taeyong: Mark what did you do to him!?!
Johnny: *slams the table* How could you be so irresponsible Mark?!?!
Mark: Are you two serious? Xiumin is over and this is how you... I don't even...what?
Haechan: Jaemin's pregnant too.
Taeyong: Jaemin and Jeno oh my gosh, congratulations.
Johnny: Yeah, you two will have a beautiful child.
Mark: First of all, neither of them can get pregnant and second of all, wow, the favoritism.
Haechan: Are you disowning our child?
Johnny: How heartless, you got him pregnant.
Taeyong: And you have to be there for him.
Mark: Hey Xiumin can I join Exo?
Xiumin: You think it's any different over here? It's worse.
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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OMG the firetruck pun
Mark: *starts to talk*
The Dreamies: *disses him, cuts him off, ignores him*
Mark: ...
Mark: I thought I was the biggest hit on this stage
Haechan: THINK AGAIN, MOTHER(fire)TRUCKER
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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Here here. Sudden flashbacks of mark and Johnny's disastrous drama. SMH.
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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NCTsmtown_127: First time at Brooklyn bridge with the fam. Such great views WOW 👁
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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NCTsmtown_127: In Brooklyn (1, 2, 3, 4)
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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Dusk til Dawn
Pairing: Harry x Reader
FRAT! HARRY HERE TO GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEEDED AND MORE. I’ve been really excited about starting this and I’m going to try to have chapter 2 up by Sunday if this is well received!!! Also I added a teensy weensy bit of smut! Enjooooy <3 I would love feedback
Chapter 1
You knew you were that bitch. There wasn’t a more simple way to put it. You were confident in your inner as well as physical beauty, and you knew that’s what people found most intriguing about you. The way you could command attention whenever you pleased but you managed to obtain humility in the process. There was a lot of guys and girls willing to challenge that.
As your junior year of college was in full swing, parties became a daily occurrence. With the fraternities and sororities at the forefront of those events.
So when you walked into your 9am that morning, you weren’t surprised to hear that’s what the entire class was discussing. You tiptoed through the crowded rows of seats, normally you would arrive a tad bit early to avoid maneuvering through people but that extra ten minutes of sleep did something to amazing to your soul. Your best friend was gnawing on the base of her mechanical pencil the moment you sat down. You weren’t the type to necessarily have a friend that was closer to you than every one else but Denver was different. She was really easy to speak to and always always had your best interest. You two had been put in the same dorm freshman year and when you found out she had the exact same major as you, it only further sealed the deal.
“So, are you going to the party tonight?” Denver wasn’t making eye contact. Instead she was facing straight forward as if she was listening to the instructor to avoid being called out for talking. You took the moment to actually evaluate your best friend.
Denver was adopted. For a long time she struggled with her physical self due to attempting to conform to european beauty standards, but you took pride in helping her truly love herself and her culture. How could she hate something so unique and original?
She had extremely thick and long black hair that she kept tied into a high ponytail. Only a few stray pieces were kept out to adorn her face. Her skin reminded you of cocoa with just a few tablespoons of milk mixed in to create a dewy brown. She was beautiful. And you may or may not have had a intimate experience sophomore year when a thunderstorm cut off all of electricity on campus, but that was a different story for a different day.
“I don’t think so D! I feel like I’ve grown out of them. Aren’t they all the same at this point?” You were speaking while simultaneously jotting down notes. Unbeknownst to you, a certain curly haired frat boy was behind you eaves dropping.
“Oh no lovie. This one is going to be different.” You and Denver turn around to meet a pair of emerald eyes under arched brows.
“Lovie? Harry you’ve been throwing the same lame ass parties year after year.” Denver muffles her chuckle at your comeback.
“Then why do you make an appearance year after year?” You rolled your eyes and adjusted yourself to where you were facing forward again.
He was right. You did make an appearance frequently but what else were you supposed to do when everyone who was worth spending time with was at these said events? And where else would you find people to hook up with? And what if you were looking for a certain somebody to hook up with?
The rest of the class period was spent in silence, and you were kind of grateful for it. You actually enjoyed your major and everything about it only further intrigued her.
“All right. We’ve got an exam coming up at the end of next week so please stay on top of your notes and online assignments. You all are dismissed.” It didn’t even take a second for the sound of backpacks zipping to overwhelm the room.
Denver is right behind you as you make a beeline for the door.
“Ms. Y/L/N? May I speak to you for a moment?” Your professor hasn’t looked up from his desk as he speaks to you. Denver gives you a sympathetic look.
“I’ll wait for you in the hallway girl.” You nod.
Harry brushes past you intentionally nudging your shoulder.
“Oooh! Someone’s in trouble!” He throws his head back to laugh.
You didn’t know if you wanted to suck his dick or kick his ass in that moment.
Your standing in front of your professor awaiting his response.
“I’m so pleased with your work this semester young lady! You’re on track to make the highest overall grade I’ve ever given. If you’re able to keep that up, I’d love to get you into a summer internship program that could possibly guarantee you a job after graduation. How does that sound?”
You can feel each beat your heart makes.
thump thump. thump thump.
Fuck! Was this actually happening? Was all of your hard work paying off?
“Oh my god! YES! You have no idea how much this means to me professor peterson.” You’re so eager to relay the news to Denver that you take off before saying goodbye, only to make a quick ball change and jog back in to bid farewell.
As you catch back up to Denver, your brain is moving far quicker and your mouth can’t quite keep up.
“ohmygoddenverhesaidimbasicallyageniusandhesgonnagetmeajobandohmygoodnessthisiseverythingiveeverwantedandmore!” Your chest is rising and falling at a quick pace. Denver is uncontrollably giggling.
“That’s great babe! I’m so excited for you.” She pulls you into a tight hug. Denver then wraps her left arm around your shoulder while utilizing her right hand to create a nonexistent rainbow.
“Everything is up from here Y/N. I feel it in my hooha.”
You both break out in an uncontrollable laughter and you take her arm in yours hooking at the elbow.
“How I’d love to see the two of you like that. With no clothes. In my room.”
The speed at which the both of your heads whip around must’ve surpassed a world record.
Your met with harry and his best friend Benji.
“Ew. Did your cis gendered ass just sexualize a relationship that, by the way, is completely platonic between two women to fit whatever sick fucking fantasy is in your head!?” Denver growls in disgust.
Freshman year of college introduced you and Denver to a new way of woman’s empowerment and you haven’t been the same since.
“Don’t mind Benji, he thinks with his dick too much. Will we be seeing you two tonight?” You both exchange looks before simultaneously giving a stern no.
You both whip back around and continue walking.
Harry puts on a quick jog to catch up.
“Seriously!? I would love to see you both there, we all know you’re the life of the party.” Harry’s grin makes a slight curve revealing both of his dimples along with his adorable bunny teeth. His eyes are gleaming today and his eyelashes delicately flutter everytime he blinks.
Oh god. Were you daydreaming about Harry?
“Okay fine, we’ll go.” You huff a bit before shifting your attention to Denver who looks nothing short of annoyed.
“Great! I’ll see you both there, and cheer up Denver. You never know what can happen on a night of fun!” He gives you both a quick wink before he confidently strolls away.
“Y/N! Did you seriously just fall victim to the patriarchy? We’re better than this. Did you see the way Benji undressed us with his eyes?” Denver’s shaking her head.
“It’ll be fun girl. We can get dressed really sexy and do eachother’s makeup!”
Well. Denver would be doing majority of the work, you weren’t particularly skilled in the beauty department besides a basic everyday look.
*****
“Quit blinking Y/N!” Denver’s got her hands wrapped around your head at this point.
“You want me to stop blinking yet you’re about to poke my eye out?” Denver finished applying a touch of white eyeliner to your bottom lash line to give you a more awake and vibrant look. Your anxiety is causing your knees to bounce up and down. Were you really this nervous for a guy?
“Girl what are you so jittery for?” Denver cackles. You hadn’t been completely honest with your best friend but how could you be when you weren’t completely honest to yourself? Maybe. Just maybe you were excited to see harry tonight.
“Oh, nothing. It’s a habit. Should we get dressed now?” Your weak attempt at changing the subject doesn’t go unnoticed to Denver.
You quickly shoot up from her vanity and head to her closet. You two always shared clothes especially when it was time to make an appearance. Denver was usually the type to spend the extra dime on her apparel as well so you knew she was stocked with goodies. You settle on a navy and floral slip dress that leaves little to the imagination.
Accentuating your chest with a single pearl pendant.
You decide to dress it down with a pair of white trainers.
Your gazing at yourself in the floor length mirror before shifting your attention Denver. Who decided to take a different route with a utility style skirt that just brushed past her bum as well as a sheer white button up blouse with a bralette peaking through.
You did say you knew you were that bitch, it’s only right your best friend is as well.
Fluffing your hair one last time until it settles in it’s natural state, you grab your wristlet and head out with Denver.
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The bass of the music is vibrating the floors, so much that you almost mistook it for an earthquake. There’s so many things happening at once that you’re not quite sure where to focus your energy.
A group of guys on one half of the large frat house are playing a serious game of beer pong with profanities strung left and right. A group of what you presume are freshman girls are huddled watching those same boys secretly hoping to be chosen.
You take a mental sigh. Your thoughts are interrupted by Denver rapidly back handing your upper arm.
You look at her face and follow her eyesight. Your eyes meet Harry who’s sat next to a gentleman you’ve never seen before. His hair is perfect styled with one single strand dropped to dangle just in front of his eye.
“Y/N, who the fuck is that!” Your giggling at Denver’s forwardness. Before you know it, she’s grabbed your arm and drags you over to Harry and his new friend.
“Hey Harry. Who’s your friend?” She was straight the point, wasn’t she?
“I admire your confidence.”
Okay. So new guy was a bit more confident than we anticipated.
“I have a few other things you could admire.” She takes a slow wet lick across her bottom lip before tucking her it into her mouth.
“Okaaay.. Let’s not do this right here.” You could cut their sexual tension with a knife.
New guy stands up before properly adjusting his clothing. He extends his hand towards Denver.
“Zayn.”
“Denver.”
Denver was bold.
They’re staring intently.
“Did you want to grab a drink?” Zayn then tops Denver’s boldness by tucking a loose strand behind her ear to get a better view of her beauty.
“I’d like that.” You just know she’s losing her shit inside.
Denver gives you a wink which makes Zayn take a breathy laugh before escorting her to the kitchen.
You shift your weight to the opposite leg and adjusts your posture.
“I knew she’d like him.” Harry takes a sip out of his red solo cup.
“So you planned this?” Your left eyebrow is raised, slightly amused by his effort.
“How else was I going to get you alone tonight?” He takes a step closer to you, his cologne of choice invades your senses. Making you feel a million things at once.
“Harry….” before you can continue, the entire house erupts in cheers. Harry puts his hand on the small of your back to guide you towards the ruckus.
“Harry, mate! You’ve gotta join us.” Benji takes Harry into a headlock and guides him further in leaving you to stand amongst the crowd. You cross your arms across your chest, annoyed that your private moment was interrupted.
“Give me a second lovie.” There goes that stupid pet name, the pet name that makes your heart skip a beat every single time he calls you it.
The beer pong game that you once observed beforehand had escalated. With everyone in the house focusing their attention on the table. Benji and Harry were on one side with another two of their frat brothers on the other.
“You can’t randomly add Harry in! That’s cheating!” The two boys are making a fuss.
“I almost single handedly kicked both of your asses. I do what I please!” Benji counters.
There’s one last cup on the opposite side of the table, Harry must come in clutch during situations like these.
He raises his wrist and adjusts it just right with one eye closed to evenly line himself up. With one slight flick of the wrist, a small drop is heard signaling his success. The crowd erupts into an even louder cheer causing Harry to smile as wide as possible. He was in his element.
“I never knew you had so much finesse.” You say as Harry sways towards you.
Your both settled into the corner you initially started in, with a round of shots accompanying you.
You throw one back and make a face of sheer disgust. Harry can’t help but lose himself over your reaction.
“Not funny. That was disgusting!”
“Well lovie, we’ve got a couple more to go so you betta get used to it.”
He splits the shots between you two equally and you decide the best decision would be to quickly throw yours back and get it over with. Or so you thought.
“So how do you know Zayn?” You break the silence between you two and you’re pretty sure you can feel your shots catching up to you.
“We were best mates before college, but we drifted a bit after attending separate institutions. I found out he was transferring and I was excited as hell. We could start hanging out again like we used to. It was just hunch that told me Denver would go crazy over him.” He’s sipping his wine cooler while laughing and shaking his head at his own success.
You knew what he was saying but you weren’t exactly processing it. You’re lost in his emerald irises. The tequila was getting the absolute best of you that not even Harry was expecting what you were planning to do next.
He looks at you awaiting some sort of rebuttal.
You take both of your hands and cup his cheeks pulling him in for a sweet yet tender kiss.
Harry doesn’t budge, instead he begins to work his lips against yours giving your ass a gentle squeeze.
You pull back and take a deep breath.
“I’ve been wanting to do that for a long time.”
Harry takes his lips between his fingers as if he was savoring the moment. He takes your hand in his and guides you up the long staircase into an even longer hallway with multiple bedrooms. The first one on the left is his.
He pulls you in and shuts the door with your body against it. His lips are moving at a different pace, almost like a sense of urgency. Like he’s been dying for this moment to come. He hikes your dress up and wraps one of your legs around his waist.
Somewhere in the timeline of you knowing him, he must’ve picked up that you were on the aggressive side in bed, enjoying every dominant move he made.
“Fuuck Y/N.” His voice is hoarse as he works his way from your lobe down to your collarbone with sloppy and wet kisses. His member is growing rapidly.
His actions are only leaving you craving more. Harry moves your panties to the side to garner access. He pulls down his jeans and boxers. He then uses his tip to tease at your entrance. A hiss leaving his lips.
“H-Harry.. I want you.”
That was all he needed.
He slips into you with ease, picking a pace that’s quick and has your back slamming against the door. All you can do is scream at the pure euphoria not caring who in this house heard you.
“HARRY!” You’re screaming his name repeatedly, he adjusts his hips to hit your sweet spot. He grabs your face and forces you to look into his eyes. His brows furrowed, beads of sweat dripping down his temple. A side of him you’ve never seen, but a side that you want more of.
It doesn’t take much for you to both reach your highs, riding them out simultaneously.
He properly sets you down adjusting your dress for you.
“Please don’t tell Denver.” That’s all Harry hears from you before you scurry out of the door.
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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so soft ♡
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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Zayn: so u haters gonna stand ur ground?
Haters: yes! We dont like u!!!
Zayn: *drops icarus falls*
Haters: *evaporates*
Zayn: rip. Smh.
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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It takes so long.... i read bout 20 webtoons together just to fill in the days. ToT
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lunaloonitunes · 6 years ago
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[INTERVIEW] College Times:  Beyond Regular, NCT 127 is prepared to wake up the world during its tour!
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With its first North American tour set to begin this month, the K-pop band NCT 127 is ready to show off its voices to Valley fans.The 10-member group debuted in 2016, and nearly three years later, its reach only continues to grow. The South Korea-based NCT 127 will make its way to the Valley on Friday, May 3, for a show at the Comerica Theatre.
For performers Johnny Suh, 24, and Mark Lee, 19, the tour is a chance for them to connect with their international fans.“When I first heard the North American tour was happening, I didn’t realize how much I was wanting this,” says Lee, who was raised in Vancouver and serves as a main rapper.
The Chicago-born singer Suh is looking forward to returning to his hometown.“I’m excited to perform in a town I was raised in,” Suh says. “I always thought of it when I was growing up, but I never knew it could actually happen. It’s pretty unbelievable.”Last year was a big one for NCT 127, a name that combines the acronym for its companion group Neo Culture Technology and 127, the longitudinal coordinate of Seoul. The group debuted on “Jimmy Kimmel Live,” appeared on the red carpet at the American Music Awards, and became the second-highest-charting K-pop act on the Billboard 200.
At the Comerica Theatre, Suh and Lee say fans can expect a new show with surprises. The easiest way to describe the tour, Suh says, is via “Wake Up,” one of its newer singles, which has the lyric, “Let’s just wake up this world.” That’s exactly what the group intends to do.“We are going beyond what you think is regular,” Lee says with a chuckle.
Read the full interview: here
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