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IMAGINE THIS S1 THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

Klaus - Can I borrow Dolores for a bit?

Five - Absolutely not.

Klaus - Klaus says please just an hour.

Five - And why exactly do you need to borrow her?

Klaus - I wanna go shopping with her.

Five- You’re not taking my wife shopping.

Klaus - "Please, Dolores is definitely bored by now." Be happy I'm asking this time.

Five - Fine, you can borrow her. But if she gets so much as a scratch, I'll hunt you down and teleport you to the top of the Empire State Building in your underwear.

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Season 3 AU where everything is the same but Five steals Mr. Pennycrumb from the reception and takes him along for the road trip

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Gen: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Senku: You and me!

Gen: *tearing up* Ok.

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Thinking about a version of Five who was never adopted by Reginald finding Max's deli. Here's a moodboard for him:

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Oh, you like my umbrella? Where’d I get it from?

The academy

The umbrella academy

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I am currently writing down the date of every time I cry, just for fun. can't wait to when a year has passed. Bitches love data analysis (it's me, I'm bitches)

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Is it ok to make a season 4 joke? We can go back to pretending it doesn't exist right after

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Five is one of those guys who you expect to be really tech savvy when you first meet him and then you find out he thought all phones were flip phones and doesn’t know what a screenshot is. He asks why he would shoot the phone

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Hiccup’s httyd 2 design is still the bane of my existence

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Five's entire EVERYTHING is just so tragic... truly a win for angst and whump enjoyers everywhere. And as for the hurt/comfort crowd? AO3 embraces us gently.

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A classmate broke my phone today. I am beyond angry.

Don't get me wrong, it's not really the phone that gets me like this, it's still usable and it was an accident.

It's that, I was reading and she comes up to me and she takes my phone right out of my hands. She wants to see what I'm reading, and she won't give it back. Now, I have nothing bad on my phone, but it still makes me nervous when it's unlocked and people take it. So I am chasing her around and she falls and breaks the screen. It's not that bad, but it broke on multiple places and it's noticeable.

I'm not angry about the phone.

Why couldn't' she just ask? Just fucking ask "what are you reading?" you know?

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"You got me off the island, Luca. I'm ok"

LITERALLY SOBBING

OH MY GOD I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVE LUCA.

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Did you just stab me?

I just had a vision: Five in the apocalypse but make it the little match girl.

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this is your daily reminder to dump a glass of water out onto the ground and then eat the glass. take care of yourself please 🩵

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I think I'm going to miss the Hargreeves forever

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power of haircut