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well i certainly didnt have hisoka calling illumi "mine" on my 2025 bingo card

he could have said "i left a double behind", but he didnt

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nobunaga... girl what are you doing???

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when your boyfriend impersonates you and is still somehow prettier than you

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my reading of this is

hisoka does not hire illumi. this is a personal favor, that he will need to repay in some way.

all official jobs go through the zoldyck hierarchy. clients can request illumi, but all jobs are still processed through silva. and, illumi isnt being hired to assasinate anyone, so its not a job request that would be accepted anyway.

i also think its more fun to read this as illumi ribbing hisoka a little bit because he knows how badly he wants to fight chrollo. theres no canon reason to believe that illumi and chrollo had any sort of relationship prior to chrollo hiring him barely 24 hours ago. the hunter exam took place at least at least four months ago, and hisoka and illumi were quite familiar with each other already at the start of the exam.

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who isekai-ed narutos sai into the hxh world

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hisoka *looking at his nails*: ...yes ♡?

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they will come for us all. just because they dont come for you first, doesnt mean they never will.

this panel was so fucking real.

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initiating someone into the queer friend group

alternatively. the first message queers send to their new matches on dating apps.

♈♉♊♋♌♍♎♏♐♑♒♓

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this exchange 😂

*the creaking of 400lbs of cinderblock*

pulls chrollo out lookin like flat stanley

is he dead? no? good cuz he fuckin owes me money.

also this is such a good representation of how this really is just a job for them. every assignment goes through the head of household. all of them knew that their clients were each others targets. illumi knew that the zoldycks (silva and zeno) had ben contracted to kill the troupe, and silva and zeno knew that the troupe (chrollo) had contracted the zoldycks (illumiz, kalluto, maha) to kill the dons. and they were just like, sure, as long as we get paid.

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iconic character design. zenos granddad is out here killing people in his platform tevas and his boyfriend lettermans jacket.

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this absolute goober. just popping up from beneath the rubble after the closest brush with death hes ever had. lookin like a giddy kid after their first ride, at their first amusement park ever.

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these have the same vibe

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this father son back and forth 😂

silva: u sure ur up for this?

zeno: im fine! better than fine. u watch ur mouth.

silva: uh-huh.

also just moments ago, nobunaga says that masters can manage an en range of 50 meters. and zeno can just casually do 100.

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i love that he just fucks right off, and does an entire (date night) outfit change.

chrollo explicitly asked them to wreak havoc on a bunch of nen incapable randos. and hisokas was like, no thanks. ill admire your handywork, but participating fully unintrests me.

ive got a date with illumi before he starts his next job. call me if you really need me

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gremlin hisoka is my favorite hisoka

(✿↼‿↼).｡*♡

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this is straight out of a BL manga

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okay. so... hisoka does a full ass outfit change for his little jaunt around yorknew while the troupe is causing a ruckus. then changes back when he rejoins the troup at the hideout again later.

gotta get his date outfit on to see illumi after hes done with the dons 💅💕