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i don’t get hyped for games anymore i just watch an announcement trailer and think “huh neat” then forget about the game until i see a youtube vid about it 2 years later with WHAT WENT WRONG?😱 overlaid on the thumbnail

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fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

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when you're the only one in the party who has a functional moral compass

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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]

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^this

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TREE LAW TREE LAW TREE LAW

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The two year-old is now a solid two and a half. Just now, he was sitting on the couch playing with his pretend flip phone and he frowned and said “for gods sake. My battery is empty.”

The other day at breakfast I asked him if he was going to eat any more of his oatmeal and he said “no, I think I’m just gonna move on with my life.”

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What are you playing? Is it my turn yet?

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Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

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it’s dangerous to go alone! take this. *kisses you straight on the lips*