Pros of chubby gf
- soft
- nice hugs
- thigh pillows??? Tiddy pillows??
Cons of chubby gf
- none
Pros of skinny gf
- fits in ur arms rly nicely
- ur hoodies are too big on her which is beautiful
Cons of skinny gf
- none
Pros of muscled gf
- abs?? Biceps??? Please???
- strong gf pick me up pls
- most likely works out a lot which is hot
Cons of muscled gf
- none
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“yeehaw” is actually code for “gay rights”
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happy gemini season to everyone except my gemini boyfriend that today announced he was all powerful and then snorted table salt as a “power move”
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Cute date idea!!! 🌸
protesting for equal rights.
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Tampocalypse anyone?
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Who decided that APUSH was a good idea
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You know you're exhausted when...
you accidentally ask your friend why the pencil you borrowed from them smells like lead.
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Tumblr: Women should wear whatever they want without being slutshamed!!
Also tumblr: Harley Quinn looks like a fucking prostitute!
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Why I'm gay
Someone; why are you gay?
Me; because my fairy gaymother floated down from her cloud at the end of the rainbow one day and smacked me in the vagina with her anti-dick stick and said "poof now you're gay"
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My mom vs my dad
Best birthday ever.
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The best “you done lost yo mind” facial expression if I’ve ever seen one.
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How exams went
Me: ok. I studied. I got this.
Teacher: *passes out exam*
Me: *sees question 1* dafuq
Me: *skips it and continues on*
Me: what does that mean
Me: i didn't sign up for this
Me: i was never taught this
Me: wait.... what
Me: i should have found a way to cheat.
Me: I'm gonna fail this semester
Me: noooooooooooo
Me: *looks at teacher* why didn't you make this all multiple choice i thought you loved me
Me: oh shit i actually know this one
Me: *internally screaming*
Me: technically, i could do nothing, fail the exam, and still pass this semester.
Me: aw fuck.
Me: nopenopenopenopenopenope
Me: Now there's an essay?
Me: fuck it. I give up.
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