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Fuck this tree in particular. [source video]

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Also whoever made these should probably be my therapist from now on??

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if mark hamill ever talked about me like this id fucking kill myself

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This is Chuckaboo. Thoughts?

how many guinea pigs are hiding in there? you can tell me. it’s a lot, isn’t it? 

okay… i want to give this one the benefit of the doubt, so i’ll assume this is 0 furry animals wearing a feathery trench coat and i will treat it like one singular animal… or whatever you want to call it. 

so what’s the rundown? 

hairdo very big. it makes the head look small. please reconsider.

fluffy stuff looks passably like feather. in really dim light it could pass for a bird. why you’d want that, i don’t know. 

i can’t tell what angle this is supposed to be from. which part of this animal do you pet and which parts do you scritch? i’m lost.

i assume its standing on legs. they must be very tiny. how often do you have to pick up this friend of yours to bring it to where it needs to go? human, you are very generous. 

i like the color pattern. makes me want to listen to The Cure. 

I don’t have enough info to continue further so i can’t give a number score for your friend here, but i can tell you that if you can sort out the whole… everything i’m seeing here, we can try again another time. 

are you sure this is just one animal? 

wow, ok.

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ATTENTION ARTISTS: Need help calculating your commission prices?

A tool that I’ve found is really handy is a called the Cash Clock. It’s a simple program that measures both the time that you’re working on a piece as well as how much money you should be earning. You can adjust the hourly wage to whatever you feel is right. Simply start the clock whenever you begin working on a project right up until you’re finished. It can give you a clear indication of what you should charge for commissions.

No artist should make below minimum wage for their artwork.

The Cash Clock is found as a download here. 

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Lemony Snicket's Advice on Writing a Nice Thank-You Note

1. Do not start with the thank you.

2. Start with any other sentence. If you first say, “Thank you for the nice sweater,” you can’t imagine what to write next. Say, “It was so wonderful to come home from school to find this nice sweater. Thank you for thinking of me on Arbor Day.”

3. Then you’re done.

I recommend learning how to write a very good thank-you note. A child who can write a nice thank-you note can turn into a cocaine dealer five years later and be remembered as the child who wrote nice thank-you notes.

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Xena + Costumes

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Everyday Conversation

Boyfriend: So the empire really did have better outfits. The rebels really didn’t have much. This is all bright orange, I mean, who wears that?

Me: … …. …. targets.

Boyfriend: Luckily storm troopers cant hit anything.

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Gunsmith Cats by Kenichi Sonoda