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statements like "It's wrong to masturbate about a person without their consent" and "It's wrong to do something that quietly arouses you while you are in public even if no one can see it" show that a person's understanding of morality basically involves magical thinking. like I wrote this post on the toilet. That's not the same thing as me literally shitting on you
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NO IT ISNTTTT!!!!!!!!! NO IT ISNT. HAVING A SPECIAL INTEREST DOESNT MEAN YOURE A GENIUS IN THAT CATEGORY OHNMY GODDDD this was reblogged by an allistic mutual too. oh my god.
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I just found this on my computer and have no memory of making it. I stand by it though
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99% of nose-blowers quit right before the one rip where they hit their sinus cavity's resonant frequency and spend a solid 15 seconds blasting a thumb-sized wad of yellow phlegm straight out of their pineal gland and can suddenly smell colors
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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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“Go into the arts. I’m not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living. They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven’s sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem. Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something.”
— Kurt Vonnegut (via lazypacific)
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