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once you realize its all saying the same thing. water spins generators in dams, car engines spin to make wheels spin, the earth spins in a circle and then spins around the sun which spins around the galaxy once you grasp that its all about spinning you realize why beyblade is so important

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one of my favorite parts in the whole series is that credits scene where bubby(?) whacks tommy so hard that he flies across the room and leaves his hat floating in the air

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a list of things i, someone who hasn’t watched (???) hlvrai, know about hlvrai solely from the posts i’ve seen about it

gordon freeman is the main guy. he knows it’s a video game. he’s also bisexual

benrey? benry? nobody can agree on how to spell his name. but he’s gordon’s boyfriend. also apparently the villain???

he and gordon have a child together i think

i’m honestly pretty sure benr(e)y is one of those slightly unhinged twinks that tumblr goes crazy over for no reason. like the once-ler

uhhh there’s two gay old men. bubby and dr. coomer. they’re gay for each other. but bubby can’t leave the science lab place for whatever reason so they can’t be together. people write sad fics about this

also dr. coomer is apparently married

and i think bubby stabs people for fun

there’s a guy named. i think dalton? or something? idk i don’t see much of him. he’s just there.

there’s this guy named tommy coolatta which is just what a dunkin’ donuts frozen coffee is called. he wears a propellor hat and is gay

he also has an immortal photorealistic golden retriever named sunkist and everyone loves her

this includes me. i love her. tell sunkist i love her

i have no fucking clue what tommy’s role in the story is other than love dog

what the hell is the story even?

gay people are in video game?

bisexual has an existential crisis after getting his arm chopped off?

why is benr(e)y always wearing a helmet. is he okay. is he hurt. did he lose his motorcycle.

is it improvised like the sonic fandubs? why are people making emotional fanart of it?

do they try and escape the game? is that the plot??

the concept of this media confuses and vexes me but i deeply respect the gay fanart between pale emperor palpatine look-alike twink and his dilf boyfriend who looks like he should constantly be wearing a hawaiian shirt and drinking a piña colada

hlvrai fans feel free to reblog with criticism

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hello tumblr spins around like a ballerina

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Bubby isn’t balding he cuts his hair like that on purpose.

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scorpy vhs hell moodboard

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Benrey moodboard type thing

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[image description: a YouTube comment's reply thread. it reads:

foxy2.0: i feel like baaulp is otherworldly sometimes in the best way

Raekwon: Like G-man

WoahThatsNeat: he would absolutely be the gman, except literally the only difference is that when you see him in-game he has a 5% chance to slip and fall and that's it

man utd edits: And in almost every time he does a speech he mentions food or dinner

NinjaBunny: Yeah it isn't fair to say he's alien, it's more like divine. Like he's a low level angel or demigod that just sort of hangs out on earth and does whatever

Morfs Ace V: Well, for sure he's not from around here. I would have thought he was distantly descended from King Harkinian himself. /end ID.]

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what ifffff I said chronicles of benry (scorpy socpens version) had some transgender undertones slash implications What would you do. Yes its about making art but What if I told you the desperate need for change and fear of being unable to is also a little bit transgender. What if I compared the distortion and disfiguration of the security guard model to the ways people bend themselves to or away from expectations but like in a transgender way bc that's already what it's about . would you still lovve me . Would you wish for me to be rid of this curse

benry is a woman btw if you even care

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benry is a woman btw if you even care

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it’s really cool how Wayne & Scorpy are still on the cancellation of rumbleverse it makes me feel like time isn’t real

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Coomer theres not much time the passcode to the safe with the leftover pickle juice in it is

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Borrowing the top minds at Black Mesa anomalous materials and taking them out to denny's. For pancakes

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Yes I die and come back. Yes you've seen it happen multiple times. But it would be NICE if you acted a LITTLE surprised every time. You don't know what it's like when you're dying in someone's arms and he asks you if you'll make it back in time to play Crash Team Racing later