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[lunchladdy]

Sure am! I mean, it's only the best video game ever. There's nothin' bad about it, mark my words. 

I'm a little surprised there aren't more people cosplaying Portal stuff. But y'know. Makes me stand out a little more.

...You're Aoba, right? From Dramatical Murder?

lunchladdy replied to your post “heeeYYY”

you look pretty ballin’ too. Took me a few minutes to recognize ya

Thanks! I was worried if ev’rythin would hold up or not. So far so good. Are ye from the portal game?

[lunchladdy]

[lunchladdy]

Hmmhmhmmhmmm.... hmm...?

...

-gASPS-

THERE'S A COMICON??????????????

[lunchladdy]

You'd take a french general with you?

HAHA I wish because he actually escaped off an island once, so he could probably give me a few pointers. But nah, Napoleon’s my skink.

[lunchladdy]

If you were marooned alone on a desert island, and you could choose two things to have with you, what would they be?

Ummmm... hm. Wow, that's a toughie! Probably Napoleon, to keep me company. Annnnnnnnnnddd.... 

Hm.

Maybe a hula hoop.

[lunchladdy]

I dunno, man. Cannibals. Ferocious wild animals. The list goes on.

And that's--weird. I haven't been around fried things in a while. I don't know what to tell you 'bout that buddy. Sorry.

haha dude that’s gross who even DOES THAT

you just smell like fried things 8)

[lunchladdy]

are you planning on eating me

8(

but you also smell like food

[lunchladdy]

No.

………………………………………………..

can i try

[lunchladdy]

bat-ler replied to your post: bat-ler said:YOU SMELL NICE The ...

do you eat it

....no

[lunchladdy]

YOU SMELL NICE

The secret’s all in the body spray, my winged friend.

[lunchladdy]

-sends her a quick text then sticks the phone back in their pocket-

Ballin', dude. It was nice meetin' ya.

We should definitely plan on hangin' out again sometime.

-laughs and takes his phone-

I’ll jus put it in fer ye. I still ‘ave an LA numb’r.

-types her number in and hands it back to him-

There ye go Sam.

[lunchladdy]

HAHA Yeah man well. They'll all just have to dream on. 

-pauses and squints-

Unless....

We really ARE in some strange sims-like universe, and all of our likes and aspirations in life are artificially generated by a computer. 

second is the best B)

#or weird online roleplaying site

hAHahAAAAa thaaaanks man. peeps wish they could roleplay us we’re great

[lunchladdy]

Sure! That sounds good. 

-pulls phone out of their pocket and opens to new contact-

Ehh... what's your number?

-grins-

No way! That’s cool. Haha. Oh do ye wanna trade numb’rs?

[lunchladdy]

You make a valid point. Samuel L. Jackson is practically the definition of badass. It's hard to top that.

prrffft It’s short for Nathan. I don’t have any problems sharing my name with you, Samuel -snickers- I guess I’m just right there with you with the old man sorta name.

But hey, Samuel L. Jackson shares your name and he’s Nick fucking Fury! Can’t get cooler than that.

[lunchladdy]

Jason Mckinney? Are you serious? Yo he used to go to my after-school program back at Thornville elementary. 

-smiles and sticks their hands in their pockets-

Small world, huh?

Aha. ‘Is name is Jason. Jason um. Mckinney! Yeh! Real sweet loves ta singa. ‘Bout the moona and the June-a the springa

-grins-

[lunchladdy]

HAHA y'know you're the second person today to say that. And G's cool. Cool name. Or nickname. Whatever.

It kinda sounds like the sort of name a main character would take, eh? Like from a movie. 

YOOO YOU’RE RIGHT THO. THAT DOES SOUND LIKE SOME ALIEN SHIT RIGHT THERE….YOU’RE SO SMART DUDE

hahaaaa aite i get that. if someone rammed their hand into my face i’d probs get bloodthirsty too

sam i am B) oh and my names greg but call me g yo

[lunchladdy]

SHIT YEAH. IF that ever does happen, it's gonna be caused by aliens. Definitely.

HAhahah and yeah--she's a bloodthirsty lil' critter. Not towards people. Just don't try to ram your hand in her face and youll be fine.

Oh--uh. I'm Sam, by the way.

trrruuueee trueee..nono lil buddy i feel you. s’totally weird right?? but you know what would be cool if the line was blurred and you ended up with like…GIANT KILLER BUTTERFLIES or…EXPLOSIVE MOLTEN LAVA DAISIES

bro

napoleon eats mice??? lil lizard homie has an appetite for flesh???