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his lips are sealed

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That checks out, since the 90's Godzilla movies did feature effectively the same character

same guy

Godzilla really, really, REALLY does not like vegetables!

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My plan for this year is to become mired in controversy, recreationally

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At least no one ever says "reDONKulous" anymore

#small blessings #grateful #things could be worse

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"trust me, an idiot"

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And I avoid The Plague like turmeric-covered bananas, you're not special Charles

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Remember the Golden Rule: Treat others the way you want to treat them.

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quite possibly most hilariously vile thing to put in a rejection letter. thank god i dont care about this school bc this is so fucking funny

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one of the jobs my roommate and I applied to had us take a personality questionnaire and I need yall to look at these images

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Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

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I WISH it was that easy to become cool

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I used to know a park ranger who would get extremely snippy about the fact that "His name is just Smokey Bear! No 'THE'!"

So if anyone asks, we don't know what his middle name is, but it's not "the".

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Do not the horses

Never the horses

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While it's probably innocent, the quotation marks make it utterly filthy

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i got this photo with gus from breaking bad and the conversation went like this

me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” him: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”