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in addition to likes there should be a "noble&true" option to react with when the post is agreeable & wise
#Me#If you get enough noble & true's you're officially knighted and gain a steel broadsword from the imperial craftsmen
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*gently holds*
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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels
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Judgemental Gus lives over my sink and shames me into keeping my dishes clean
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BRO THIS IS NOT BASKETBALL
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#me#Enjoying something :) and then an inevitable inconvenience that you should've seen coming happens :( (But it's funny)
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Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight
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would you let him spin around
#pokemon#I'd spin him a little too fast. Make him realise the mortality he evidently hasn't experienced in the ruins.
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Enchantment tier list
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please dont turn me into a mega blocks i dont want to be a mega blocks
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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear
the baffling papple:

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"gay or european" also goes for middle-aged women btw. that lady with short hair no makeup and sneakers isn't a lesbian she's just german
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