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what if. joel smallishbeans.

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¡Happy Pi day! ¿Why don’t you grab a quick snack before the big forum event tomorrow?

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Cute partner  nicknames

The One

gay sex

Manhattan project 

disease 

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Alright pal, one more wisecrack out of you and I'm covering the land in eternal night

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i love when smthing makes u mad and then u eat food and ur like okay that was still wrong but im normal about it now

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hello my foul little beasties, i am taking a (hopefully brief) hiatus to deal with some health & personal issues. in the meantime here are some terrible awful no good wholesome fun facts i've been meaning to share:

bone china is called bone china bc yes it contains bones!

i'm not saying that autistic bees exist but autistic bees exist

for 15 years sweden thought russian submarines were invading its waters; it turned out to be herrings farting

cows have regional accents

sometimes massive fields of ice eggs wash up on beaches. literally just ice shaped like eggs. that is a thing that sometimes happens and i derive joy from this peculiar world

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Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again

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"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.

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This is a statement. This is me yelling! Is that okay, or do you need me to be more quiet? *thinks about being more quiet*…*decided against it*

Actually, you should just utilize earmuffs. (You can press the [MUTE] button to equip earmuffs; except in certain cutscenes and combat encounters.) <distant voice is heard saying “yeah they’re going through the {tutorial} thing again.”>

Well- Uhm, that pretty much wraps up this post for now. You can read it again anywhere from 0–infinite times. I think— as long as your [BATTERY] allows.

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call me microwave the way i edge her

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nobody believes you. They all think you made some sort of bargain or deal. Maybe even consuming souls… but the truth is that you became the most powerful mage in the world by getting enough sleep, studying, and eating right.

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majoring in fuck all with a minor in whimsy

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Have you ever noticed how nice it is outside