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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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quick did-u-know just for funsies this is still the most downvoted comment on Reddit ever, EA's official response to player concerns re: Battlefront II's paywall for characters like Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker through loot box schemes.

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fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)

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me reading the tags people put in my notifications

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Post-canon, somewhere in a Rivaini inn, Lucanis sees more of "Rook" than he thought possible <3

Background/headcanons under the cut for context:

Background:

- Lydia Laidir, born into slavery in the Imperium, was inadvertently freed when the ship she was serving on was attacked by the Felicisma Armada, and eventually taken in by Isabela and the Lords of Fortune. Isabela gave her the affectionate nickname "Rook(ie)", and in a effort to cope with her upbringing she sought to reinvent herself under this new name. Overtime, the name Lydia became an extremely personal aspect to her, and by the time of Veilguard the only people who know her real name are Isabela and Anders (her magical mentor), and she goes by Rook exclusively to everyone else, even her partner Lucanis.

Headcanons:

- After the events of Veilguard, Spite stops reflecting Lucanis and instead takes the form of a cat (credit for this galaxy brained hc goes to @/ravioliage)

- As a mage growing up in Rivain and mentored by Anders and Justice, Lydia has learned to hear Spite in a similar way to Emmrich 💜 This makes many situations both more and less awkward.

- Shortly after the events of Veilguard, Lydia was able to pair Lucanis with a baby wyvern of his own, who he named Dolce (credit for the name goes to @/iisadiya), and when there isn't a pen outside or there's bad weather, she curls up on whatever furniture the inn provides in their room and absolutely destroys it with her claws and venom <3 Lydia and Lucanis have, on multiple occasions, had to soothe a very distressed innkeeper and pay a small fortune in damages 😔

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OK, so I found this on Facebook, and I don't know if anyone else has posted this here, but I'm posting it here because it might just save a life. Reblog to save a life.

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“When I’m in command, every mission is a suicide mission” -Commander Zapp Shepard

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Wishful thinking but wow it would be REALLY cool if nations would stick to cyberwar and not just throw human beings and bombs at each other until one side dies hard enough to give up.

Like if adversaries really wanted to really fuck us as a country while not hurting and killing civilians, come destroy our debt. Destroy our exorbitant student loans. Destroy our medical debt. Hack into food stamps and approve every single case and then some. Etc etc. Pure economic chaos, CEOs crying and wailing, and every single citizen in the street celebrating your success.

Reverse War: unharmed citizens, devastated billionaires. Win-win.

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behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it

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The Witch's Son 🐦‍⬛

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“always trust your intuition” my brother in christ I have overwhelming anxiety

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love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

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Mr Jibbs they could never make me hate you

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the symbiotic relationship between tumblr and AO3 should be studied in a lab

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You gotta just. Unfollow blogs that upset you. If you are so angry at a total stranger that you send them multiple anonymous messages, that is not normal. That is not healthy behavior.