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hello my name is Very tiny flying insect i see you’ve got an uncovered beverage outdoors. Can i fall into it and kill myself please please please please please please please please please please
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stardew valley is crazy because imagine moving to a town with a population of like 28 or something and 12 of those people are bisexual and Want You
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adults should play pretend like kids. even play wolves. why can't I play wolves just because i'm 24
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everyday i wake up and i go “god i’m so tired. i can’t do this anymore.” and then i get up and i continue to do it
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we have to be silly together it's an imperative i can't do this alone
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If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?
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