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The first rule of cable management is "out of sight, out of mind"

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I honestly have no excuse for this.

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tumblr users deciding who gets to fuck that old man

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I watched Jaws for the first time last night and this was all I could think of the whole time

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I don't want anybody going into debt for it, but if my funeral has the budget for it, I would like to have a carved portrait on my tombstone depicting Death as some sort of reluctant animal control professional, wielding one of those stick-loop things instead of a scythe, and myself as some sort of a wretched medieval manuscript creature that has no intention to comply with the process of being removed from the premises.

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the ship of theseus wikipedia article in 2003. 20 years later, after 1792 total edits, 0% of its original phrasing remains. (x)

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Normalize this response

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.

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I should look into how to apply for awards and stuff so I can describe myself as an "award losing author". That would be super fun. I could get a tshirt made.

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what the hell man

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Pipe sprung a leak in the bathroom the other day and the cat came and bothered me about it and I can't stop thinking about it. She doesn't know what a towel or a mop is but she knew there was an unauthorised fucking Wet and she trusted my ability to rectify the situation

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I know that somewhere out in space, there is a place called the Oort Cloud. I don't know anything about it, and I am not immediately concerned with learning more about it. All I have is the concept of its existence. I think this is Hideo Kojima's relationship to the concept of women.

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なんかくれるまで　とおさないのです

I disturb you to pass here until you'll give me some yummies

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Still the greatest magazine cover of all time. Why are they framed in shadow. Why is the text so stark. Why is this being framed like the poster with the villains on it for a superhero movie. This summer: a new sexual identity emerges. The bisexuals will change the hierarchy of the DC Universe forever

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the Stop Killing Games initiative has been gaining more signatures in the past few days than it did in the entire year before that and it's entirely due to Ross Game Dungeon (reluctantly) shining light on some dunkass youtuber's aggressive obtuseness and as a result the entire internet is rallying against that guy and bringing attention to the campaign which is good! but also such a dumb way for things to work out! and i think the lesson here is that to make nice things happen we regrettably all have to learn to navigate a much stupider world than expected

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My tumblr did the thing