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Men who take the time to swipe the head of their cock back and forth over your clit before they sink into you, chuckling at the way it makes you shake and beg for them to put it in already 🥺

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Some pets just deserve to be communal pets for the whole polycule. Sweet little things that doesn't deserve anything more then being underneath all its loved ones even the subbier ones. It's a pet, it'll never be a person, but it will be so wonderfully loved

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Cupping your own boobs for no real reason is important enrichment for girls

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Guy whose drank so much his shirt isn't covering his tummy. His.pants are unbuttoned. You need to lift his belly to even touch his cock. The poor thing burps with each movement

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Get me real drunk under the pretense you’re going to use my body in nefarious ways only to give me head scritches until I pass out and get a full nights sleep

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You meet up with a friend, they come to your place with a bag full of cans of beer, youre not ready to leave yet but you also still got some time.

After greeting you with a hug and a warm smile they tell you „were leaving for lunch in 1 hour, i hope youre thirsty cause youre finishing these before we leave, alright? If you do ill pay for your meal.“ you think theyre kidding, but theyre dead serious and hand you the can. „No way haha ill be wasted by the time we leave!“ „trust me. Youre gonna drink what i tell you to.“

the thought secretly gets you kinda turned on and really, it seems fun so you open the first can and chug the whole thing, easy.

You chug another before the shower, while showering you start to feel them hit and feel slightly more relaxed and happy, a bit dizzy too, but its barely anything, at this point youre convinced itll be fine.

After getting out the shower you go to your room where your friend is, wearing just your underwear and a towel. Your friend tells you you need to hurry up and opens 2 more cans of beer. „Come on, we only have 30 minutes and you only had 2, you gotta finish these right now dude.“ „alright, alright, chill out haha“ you chug one and then have to take a break to burp from the carbonation, then chug half of the next, your belly feels pretty full.

Then you put on the clothes you put out and make some small talk about your week, while your friend opens another can and hands you the half finished one. You finish it off in a couple gulps then get a couple solid sips of the next once its empty.

„Honestly what possessed you to ask me to do this? Its so [burp]- sorry its so dumb haha“ youre feeling your face get warm and that familiar dizziness set in. „I think im [burp]- sorry im starting to sorta feel it..“ „Hah bet you cant finish these then!“ your friend shoves the almost finished beer towards you and you have an easy time finishing it. Then one more, and one more after putting on your shoes, before you get out the door.

Walking towards your friends car your belly feels really bloated and full from the 7 beers you had in one hour. Youre dizzy and your body feels loose, your heads swimming and youre properly drunk now, swaying and almost stumbling multiple times. „Hic- you got me drunk dude howm i meanta have Hic- lunch withya now?“ you stumble into the car and drop heavy into the front seat „SHODGUN!“ you yell while giggling. „Well were driving for a bit, theres some more beers you gotta drink these till were there“ your friend doesnt really care about you embarrassing yourself.

You spot the bag from before in between your feet, 3 more beers inside. Youre squinting and you cant tell but your eyes are almost completely crossed and youre flushed and have a loose, drunk perma-grin on your face. You clumsily grab after a can, your hand slapping against it and grabbing onto it, you sway forward and backward, hiccup once, twice and then open the can and chug, dropping it on your belly once its empty. Whend you slide down in your seat? „Hic- swhen do we gedd there again?“ „in about 15 minutes, so hurry haha, or… are you giving up?“ your friend asks teasingly.

„Nope hic- [burp] mnod givin up! Im 'onna finish these beers i can do id dude hic- trusd me!“ you open another can wastedly spilling some down your chin. Your arm drops heavily on your stomach, head lolling forward, you squint your eyes to see the last can, your booze filled belly bouncing with each hiccup. You chug the can, burping loudly. You groan, everythings spinning and youre totally wasted. Your friend laughs in the drivers seat, looking at how sloshed you got yourself at little prompting …

[part 2 abt how lunch goes later]

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Things that are hot: having someone tracking how much you've drank so they can brah about how drunk they got you

Or

Drinking so much you can't remember what you drank how much you've drank etc. Just being shitfaced with no recollection of how you got there

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I’m lounging on my couch drinking wine right from the bottle in a white bathrobe while doing stuff on my puter

I feel like a super fucking sexy rich lady with questionable sobriety from a movie rn this is so cool

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I wanna force you to stand and drink bottle after bottle until you’re nice and bloated and you wobble around even when you’re trying to sit still

Oh god

Chugging more when the rooms already spinning

Falling out of chairs , trying to crawl and just flailing my arms and legs

You left me up and put me back in the chair, handing me a bottle of vodka and a bottle of beer

I drink vodka and immediately chase it down with beer. Zero recollection of drinking more

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You can objectify me if you like. Just as a little treat.

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That feel when you have to wait until after therapy to get blasted

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New follower. Just wanted to let you know that I think you are super hot. Maybe we can get drunk together.

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I love getting drunk with people!

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I want someone to buy me a bottle of vodka 💔 and force me drink it up

till im crawling on the floor or unable to gwt up myself and walk and stuff

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theres something rlly fucking hot abt waiting for the alcohol to hit. feeling so drunk u cant see straight and knowing ur barely halfway as drunk as ur gonna be bc u took so many shots back to bsck. being helpless to stop ur own control slipping away