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“Ariel sold her voice for legs just because of a guy“

Meanwhile Ariel with legs;

Ariel already loved the human world long before meeting Eric (you don’t get a collection like hers overnight) and when she finally got a chance to explore it, she took it.

Ursula made it more about Eric than Ariel ever did.

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Humans are funny. Every single generation they go "OH SHIT OH FUCK BREAKING NEWS. TEENAGERS ARE CLUELESS AND CONFUSED DUMBASSES WHO HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY'RE DOING AND THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GROW UP INTO ADULTS CAPABLE OF FUNCTIONING IN SOCIETY, WE ARE ALL FUCKING DOOMED", and if someone points out that hold on, don't you have that panic every single generation, starting at latest at the dawn of agriculture, and it's always turned out to be false?

"YES BUT WHAT IF THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL FOR REAL."

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The freaks

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Can't get this musical out of my mind 💆‍♀️💖

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Everyone on Earth needs to see this. It's vital.

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A video game where the whole concept is that you're in a city, and you've got a pressure washer. You can pressure wash anything. Just pick a random object, wall, car, pavement, statue, go "hmm, I wonder what colour that thing used to be?" and then you just run the washer over it, slowly and neatly and not missing a spot, very calm, very soothing, very relaxing. If you aim it at people, they get mad at you. If you aim it on squirrels or very small dogs they explode. People don't like that either. If enough people get mad at you, the cops will start chasing you. You're fine for as long as they don't catch you. If you find a good hiding spot, they give up looking for you eventually. You can pull up a manhole cover and hide in the sewer. Chilling there for a bit. Pressure washing the walls. Pssshooooom.

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Nothing slapped my shit back into place like someone pointing out that the "genius gifted child with so much potential who got burnout and mental illness" is just the nerd equivalent to the jock "could have been a pro at sportsball if it wasn't for the injury".

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Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?

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Wolfstar being “ doomed boyfriends ” is funny because they weren’t doomed by the stars, they were doomed by the wizarding government and bad communication skills

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my favorite love language is trying, actually

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Happy APAHM and here’s a poem comic about my experiences being trans and Chinese I did in three days for my English class! 

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Tried my hand at 3D animation and made some weird fake commercial.