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GLORY TO THE GANGLION SYNDICATE!!!

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Ga Jiarg

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>:(

Day 120 of posting Lao Huang until Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition releases.

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So…

They show off all three of those wretched traitors but they only grant Me a name drop?

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Out of all the generic underlings that serve you which are your favorite? The Marnuk? The Prone? Any of the other races you control?

The Milsaadi, inspite of their horrid cultural practices (Particularly their habit of skinning sapient beings as trophies) were some of our organization’s most devoted & powerful followers. They were one of the only species in the galaxy that could prove to be True equals to the Ganglion, and our origins were similarly alike as artificial beings who grew beyond our programming & servitude to our creators. In a way, we felt a sense of camaraderie with them.

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Well, other things have changed, for better or worse, so…we have more things to throw around.

Heck, I’m probably able to make some sort of cage if needed for what you can send in.

(OOC Note: I actually can make TTRPG maps now, which inspired what I said)

Hmph….. are you challenging me? Quite the humorous idea. I’d accept, but I’ve been quite busy trying to find a good, well-paying job that’ll grant me high prestige.

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Hello there. I don’t know if you know me, but I somewhat know you…ok, who do I think I am, Jigsaw’s more clueless cousin?

Anyways…how are you, especially with the news about XCXD?

Hmph… I am quite pleased by that announcement……… pleased yet also deeply shocked. However, as the game features anti-Ganglion propaganda, I will not play it out of moral obligation for my people, but I will not stop you from buying that game.

Look out for yourselves… Humans.

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New Masterpost

So far, I am now the sole owner & member of this blog, therefore whatever I say goes. And I say that I make a new masterpost.

No racism, sexism, homo/transphobia. Speciesism is allowed and encouraged towards the Earth Aliens.

No being a creep or saying gross stuff. Only inferior minds give into their base urges.

Gifts are allowed

Insult me however you like, but daring to make fun of the grand organization (That of course being the Ganglion Syndicate) I and more importantly the Great One once led & managed is grounds for being banned.

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I am receptive to asks

Long I’ve been considering using this blog again after my former companions & my creation left me, long I’ve been considering since some walking GoPro splattered me, and long I’ve been considering since a rerelease of the “game” I was from has been announced.

Ask whatever, like the superiority of Ganglion technology and/or culture, my hobbies or how I go about my day, genuinely just tell me whatever, I haven’t had much to do in what has felt like eons.

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Ah….. yes, I’m starting to remember its name… Lao Huang. How I scorn him for getting in my way.

Day 6 of posting Lao Huang until Xenoblade Chronicles X Definitive Edition releases.

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Ah, I remember that… “thing”. An ultimately vile creature that dared to betray me in the end, but one that was quite endearing and I even dare to say I liked.

who wants to bet that Lao is a cryptid on Mira. like they have a shit ton of probes around and they have to at least get glimpses of him every once in a while.

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WAIT CELICA IS GOING TO LOOK SO CUTE IN X DE

OH MY GODS OH MY GODS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Please don’t ship the glorious Zu Pharg with one of Humanity’s filthy, primitive inventions… :(

Once Xenoblade X: Definitive Edition releases…

One of ya’ll better make cute art with the Zu Pharg & Ultrakill’s Earthmover.

Adorable colossal warmachines of mass-destruction.

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*Luxaar rises out from a makeshift grave, within an undeterminable location*

THEY’RE RELEASING WHAT ON THE NINTENDO SWITCH!?!!

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Ooc: Luxaar is fucking dead, this blog is closed now

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UHHHHHHH

Arle is, to my knowledge, the reincarnation of a GODDESS named Lilith.

You are SCREWED

QUIET DOWN OR I’LL THROW THEM INTO THE BLACKHOLE!

Is it just me, or am I hearing a metallic slide that coming closer?

SHUT UP OR- wait actually what is that nois-

*DOINK*

*Luxaar’s entire body explodes into black gore, the jars containing Schezo and Dark Prince harmlessly falling onto the grass. As everyone looks at what remained of Luxaar in surprised horror, they see a blue… sized wing figure in the air, which slams back down on the ground creating a miniature crater. It wielded some kind of strange, yellow, jackhammer-like weapon on its right arm with a rotary part, and it had one glowing, cyclopean eye on it.*

No way… it’s them, V1!

……The blood isn’t iron-based… I’ll leave now.

*V1 leaves the area without incident, Luxaar’s remains and the relatively unharmed Schezo and Dark Prince on the ground*

Well….. actually no I’m not gonna say anything!

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Yes I am! Now let my friends go and then head to your retirement home or whatever

*Luxaar starts to shake in anger, meanwhile a rotation sound is heard in the distance that no one notices.*

Listen here you worthless brat… I am a master at the utilization of ether! I can create miniature balls of dark energy at the palm of my hands, summon temporary gravity wells to crush my enemies, and be able to crush their atoms across time and space. I was considered a demigod… nay, an archpriest among not just my people, but those inferior species that were under the Ganglions command! I am your BETTER!

*The rotation sound comes closer, but no one, Luxaar included notices it.*