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the helpful & informative nilered that concocts a night-time beverage VS the wretched & dastardly nileblue that brews the dark and secret KILLS YOU potion
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just got called out of work and I got so excited I put clothes on my dog
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Computer run the simulation: what if i never ate even 1 candy in my whole life
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(guy who isnt beating the ocd voice) i know! maybe if i spend all night ruminating on something i feel guilty about until i’ve considered it from every possible angle and made myself physically ill, then i can finally forgive myself and i’ll feel better! 99% of morally abhorrent people stop self punishing right before they’re Absolved
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Mormon cricket By: William E. Ferguson From: Natural History Magazine 1989
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