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i always do
By the way, Ruby.
You’re grounded until I say you aren’t.
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fuck craig let's party, bb
By the way, Ruby.
You’re grounded until I say you aren’t.
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it's that thing you get nerds to do for you in return for letting them look at you
whats homework
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i would fuck satan
especially satan can change into angelina jolie as i am pretty sure she can
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you guise really need lawyers for daddies. they never arrest you when they know your dad is just going to sue them.
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i love kate kane, i really do
but jesus fuck get atan
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i like, hereby solemnly swear, on all of my six-inch stilletos, that i will not leave south park for extended periods of time without telling ya'll first <3
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well, come on. north park is like 10 times better than south park. it sucks ass here
Leeeeeeexus bb, you're baaack~
<3
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yeah. i've like... been in north park. with my new girlfriend. hahaha
Leeeeeeexus bb, you're baaack~
<3
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choco-nips replied to your post: ohmygod i woke up with a girl in my bed i feel...
If she’s hot. Keep her.
but i don't know her name
and she's kind of drooling on my pillow?
but she is super cute lbr
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ohmygod i woke up with a girl in my bed i feel like matthew mcconaughey (emphasis on the gay) in ghosts of girlfriends past i have no idea what her name is
how do i get her out
or should i just keep her here...?
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