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there’s something endlessly hilarious to me about the phrase “hotly debated” in an academic context. like i just picture a bunch of nerds at podiums & one’s like “of course there was a paleolithic bear cult in Northern Eurasia” and another one just looks him in the eye and says “i’l kill you in real life, kevin”

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How come nobody talks about Frasier's matchmaker setting him up on a date with a high school girl in season 11, episode 18?

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Nothing ever changes.

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Meirl

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Personality type:

Wants a PB&J but is too lazy to go to the store to get the ingredients that they are missing so they wait a day and use a meal swipe to get into the dinning hall at school and make one with supplies from the 24 hour breakfast bar, but then they feel bad about using a $6+ meal swipe on just two slices of toast, some jam and a packet of peanut butter so they stuff a bunch of extra peanut butter packets in their pocket even though that’s the only ingredient they actually had at home. 

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The fact that I accidentally sat down next to two random drunk people isn’t the issue right now. That the song changed and now they are listening to ICP is the real problem. 

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I lost my septum ring

And who knew that a tiny bit of metal on my face was my armor, and now I feel so exposed.

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A random lady sat down next to me and offered me candy and now I know how Gretel felt.

I think the most awkward part of the exchange was when she made a "you're not a child so I'm not a paedophile" joke.

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Looks like I found a job.

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Hufflepuff: Are you a cuddler?

Slytherin: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUC- yeah I’m a cuddler

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He's back.

I’m in the library trying to procrastinate on my finals and I just watched a guy squirt one of those Mio liquid water flavor things right into his mouth and then smack his tongue around like he was eating fucking ambrosia and it was literaly the food of the gods. I think his eyes roled back a little.

The university’s mandatory harassment seminar did not prepare me to be mentally harassed on this level.

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The year is 2056

I still can’t code for shit.

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Margaret Hamilton is a computer scientist and mathematician. She was the lead software engineer for Project Apollo.  Her work prevented an abort of the Apollo 11 moon landing. She’s also credited for coining the term “software engineer.” 

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If you have to put that people shouldn't do work for other classes during your class in your syllabus, you should probably assess your teaching strategy to see if you're boring.

Spoiler alert: you're boring.

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Fastest way to piss off an INTJ

Work with them