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°•☆ Here's the Kitty!!

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Tumblr is the reason why I have something I call the cashier test which is, if i told this to a random cashier at the grocery store, would they think you're crazy at best or at worst would they be warranted in leaping over the counter and beating the shit out of you. Karl Marx mpreg is crazy, but not beating the shit out of you crazy. The cashier will probably talk about you to their coworkers and it might even make their day. Telling someone they're complicit in their own oppression by working a minimum wage job at a grocery store makes them warranted in leaping over the counter to beat the shit out of you.

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Mission: Impossible movies are fun to watch because you know Tom Cruise is having the time of his life doing those stunts. Meanwhile, Ethan Hunt is having one of the worst weeks of his life and really needs a hospital.

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do you regularly listen to music that is not in your native language?

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No transphobes allowed, only transborbs.

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While I know that if there was a stage performance of The Great Moon Hoax John and Benjamin couldn't be played by the same person (which would kinda break my heart tbh, because while I cannot imagine John being portrayed by someone other than Curt Benjamin is also a 100% needs to remain Curt Mega role to me), I find the idea of Curt having to do the world's fastest quick change while booking it to enter from the other side of the stage during the Curt-less interlude in Before The Storm very amusing.

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doesn't have to be a definitive or strongly held opinion, just which option seems preferable currently. also sorry for neglecting the people already married lol in that case obviously just pick what you did!

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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!

I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.

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alligator gliding through the crystal-clear waters of the Everglades.

📷 Shelly Collins

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Falin, Oil on paper and digital

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Actor Johnathan Joss was just murdered for being gay. On the first day of pride 2025. He was best known for playing John Redcorn on King of the Hill.

I had no idea he was gay but he was married to a man named Tristan Kern de Gonzales (on valentines day 2025!)

They lived in San Antonio Texas where his family is from and he grew up. He was 59.

In Janurary 2025 his home was burned down which made news. It killed some of his beloved dogs. He didnt elaborate beyond he believed it was arson (gofundme is still up and i suggest donating to help his funeral costs and his husband

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Now we know he and his husband had been threatened by several neighbors for being queer. They told pigs, pigs being pigs did nothing before or after it happened.

Yesterday Joss and his husband went to check their mailbox wherein they found one of their dogs skulls (statement from his husband

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As they weeped and mourned in shock, a neighbor, Sigfredo Alvarez Ceja, came out and aimed at de Gonzales…but Hoss jumped in front of the bullet and was instantly killed.

Ceja, homophobia murdering coward, tried to take off but de Gonzales had called pigs who vaguely tried to do something. He was arrested and his bail set for $200k. Or as my sister said who the fuck sets bail for a murderer?

San Antonio.

De Gonzales is clearly mourning, posting pics on Hoss’ fb page. This one really struck me

This is why we need pride people, and not rainbow capitalism. Please donate to the gofundme and let san antonio cops knows what you think. De Gonzales said multiple neighbors had threatened them…id like to see those people investigated for arson.

Go into pride with rage and knowing. Have joy, kiss puppies, dont bow to homophobes. And maybe enjoy a little king of the hill.

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This year has been quite trying, but I'm happy that I discovered a love of making these horse animations in 2023.

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top 10 torbek moments that drive me to drink

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THEY MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT WHATS CAUSING LONG COVID?!?!???

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HeLLo I aM NOt mAd 🙃🙃🙃