"Above all, study well your sauce. If it fails, disaster is inevitable; if it succeeds, place laurel leaves in your hair, for you will have conquered."
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A "real man" wouldn't do that. and yet to varying degrees they all do. what does this mean for your sense of self?
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being a queer person who really likes a m/f ship blows because the minute you step outside your painstakingly curated circle of t4t bisexuals you find out all the straight people are out here drawing your faves like this

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Australia’s version of the onion has just character assassinated all you gays
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love leopard seals. they are so dragon coded. that is an entire mammalian marine wyrm
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It's impressive how Neil Gaiman vanished from the internet. Wish Rowling would do the same.
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where is my favorite painting i need to find my favorite painting
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i dont normally repost instagram shit but the wording of this comment is killing me. like the armored carapace of a beetle. phenomenal
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remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate
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the wrong people in this world are unlearning shame
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It’s so crazy how you can measure the shifts in culture based on which race Ariana is pretending to be
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