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Make 2014 about you!!! Kill everyone else

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i'm going insane i love this

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animal crossing players are like “i HATE bill wibbly, he’s a BASTARD and i want him OFF my island, he KILLED my family and BURNT my crops” and then i look up bill wibbly or whatever and he looks like

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some of yall say you like animals but you really just like mammals and it shows

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my hot topic cashier had big buttons that said “ask me about my fursona” and “submissive” on his lanyard but no name tag because thats just too personal i guess

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the fact that jellyfish are dumb as bricks instead of having a subtle intelligence as befits their elegant aesthetics is pretty funny actually

they could be these beautiful beings worthy of a deep respect but they're just fucking bags of slop

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I’m a reverse Ratatouille, I’m a human using my hair to control the rat atop my head

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