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guys. i really like you. it's nice to be on this dashboard together

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to isolate myself before others could exclude me

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JACKIE TAYLOR in YELLOWJACKETS 1.08 "Flight of the Bumblebee"

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in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

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nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

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im gonna kill myself [remembers that suicide jokes make people uncomfortable] uhh [in valley girl voice] im like soooo totally gonna blow my brains out... [waiting for polite laughter that never comes] sorry [remembering that i apologise too much and i need to work on that] No im not

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modern social media should stop offering "sync with your phone contacts to follow them" options and start offering "block all your phone contacts so they never see your account" options

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wanted to sketch one of my fave harrow lines

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i can’t stop laughing at this

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Wicked (2024) // Wicked: For Good (2025)

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dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

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big year for letting time pass you by

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​i’m such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh

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hi paramore mutuals. did they really break up.

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average fandom criticism post on here

op: hey maybe rethink the implications of using this specific trope in this way

person who has never held their tongue once in their life: are you calling me, personally, bigoted? no. fuck this. fuck you. nothing matters except vibes because we're all horny rats in a dumpster. you didnt even read the 13th chapter of my longfic where blorbo gets fucked in the ass and youre calling ME a misogynist?! fuck this hellsite and its purity culture

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'old friend' is about the homosexualest thing you can call somebody. you might as well be fingering them

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You will be asked to care about friend’s boyfriends you didn’t even think were possible