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I HAVEN’T BEEN ON TUMBLR IN FOREVER BUT I POPPED BACK IN TO REMIND EVERYONE THAT WHEN POKEMON GO RELEASES, THIS WILL BASICALLY BE OUR LIVES. AMIRITE?

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When Jon had been very young, too young to understand what it meant to be a bastard, he used to dream that one day Winterfell might be his. Later, when he was older, he had been ashamed of those dreams. Winterfell would go to Robb and then his sons, or to Bran or Rickon should Robb die childless. And after them came Sansa and Arya. Even to dream otherwise seemed disloyal, as if he were betraying them in his heart, wishing for their deaths. I never wanted this, he thought as he stood before the blue-eyed king and the red woman. I loved Robb, loved all of them… I never wanted any harm to come to any of them, but it did. And now there’s only me. All he had to do was say the word, and he would be Jon Stark, and never more a Snow. All he had to do was pledge this king his fealty, and Winterfell was his. All he had to do was forswear his vows again.

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The whole way from Dorne all anyone talked about was the monster that had been born to Tywin Lannister. A head twice the size of his body, a tail between his legs, claws, one red eye, the privates of both a girl and a boy. When we met your sister, she promised she would show you to us. Every day we would ask. Every day she would say, “Soon.”   (requested by tantchenb)

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what she says: I'm fine.

what she means: In the sixteen years since the release of the Spongebob episode, "Tea at the Treedome," and simultaneously, the introduction of Sandy Cheeks, only one thing has baffled me. Sandy is clearly rather intelligent, as we can plainly see, and later, confirm, in the episode, "Chimps Ahoy," where we discover she works for the company Treedome Enterprises. She is an accomplished scientist and inventor, not to mention she is musically and athletically skilled. She must have gone to a prestigious school, and she ostensibly knows much about marine life, as she must have studied it extensively before she was assigned to her treedome in Bikini Bottom. That all said, it begs the question: how is she not immediately aware of Spongebob's need of water for survival? In "Tea at the Treedome," she invites her new friend to her treedome, but it does not occur to her that he is a sea creature and needs a constant supply of water, much like she requires air? It just does not add up. And she is not one to miss social cues, either, so why does she fail to notice Spongebob's growing discomfort, and eventual desperation? It has been 16 years and I have not received closure on this gaping plot hole.

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Everyone advised me to send you to the ruins of Valyria to live out your short life with the Stone Men before the sickness spread through the castle. I told them all to go to hell. I called in every maester on this side of the world. Every healer, every apothecary. They stopped the disease and saved your life. Because you did not belong across the world with the bloody Stone Men. You are the Princess Shireen of House Baratheon. And you are my daughter.

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I tried to run away but Renly Baratheon took me in his arms. “Don’t let them see your tears”, he told me. “They’re nasty little shits, and nasty little shits aren’t worth crying over”. He danced with me and none of the other boys could say a word. He saved me from being a joke. From that day until his last day. And I couldn’t save him in return. Nothing is more hateful than failing to protect the one you love. One day I will avenge Lord Renly. - Brienne of Tarth

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Yo did you guys see this shit

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Guy Turned His Girlfriend Into A Disney Princess For Valentine’s Day (x)

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