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𝐕𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐖𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐎𝐍 occurrence in bowie’s life, whether one of his infamous  ❝ blank stare ❞ selfies would blow up or news of his latest scandal shook the presses. it was something he grew used to in the modern-day era, which revolved around likes & retweets. but this was ANOTHER MATTER altogether & it left him visibly embarrassed, a contrast to his typical expressionless ways.

in his spare time, he was a commission artist, preferring to make his own money, rather than relying on his father’s funds forever. this meant drawing subject matter he wasn’t particularly fond of ( & in this case, it was something he abhorred ).

FURRY ART, particularly of the nsfw type, was never something he planned on creating in his adulthood, but the community was well off & mostly a joy to work with. they kept his pockets lined, so he never complained. until now. somehow, one of his drawings ( a voluptuous blue tiger woman with enhanced assets ) had become the newest meme. everywhere he looked, he saw deep fried versions of it with ❛ thot ❜ text plastered on it.

his work was anonymous, attached to a pseudonym that could never be connected back to him. & yet, here he was, sweating bullets in fear of somehow being caught. when the newest version was shoved in his face, bowie merely laughed nervously, wishing he could somehow escape the conversation. ❝ yeah. i don’t really get it, do you ? who wants a TITTY TIGER to  ❛ catch this nut ❜ ? ❞ truly, he had never wanted to die more in his life.

she really has to question internet culture at this point. while lydia had long since adapted to the never-ending cycle of memes with the lifespan of a fruit fly and porn bots flooding her follower count, there was still so much ROOM left to surprise her — and while she was ( unfortunately ) quite familiar with furries as it stood, coming across this...  c r e a t u r e, had been something else entirely. she dons a look of confusion and remote disgust as she tries to understand the appeal while trying NOT to focus on the fact that it looks like the very realistic tiger’s head is winking at her from a particular angle.

she’s not one to kinkshame, but she might just have to make an exception after this.

hence why she subjects bowie to the torture of simply knowing it EXISTS — just like her — only to drop her expression when he renders her speechless, albeit briefly. “ titty ti — ” jesus, it has a nickname too ? “ i never wanna hear those words come out of your mouth again, my skin is crawling. ” though, she’s sure she’ll be reading comments within the same vein when, not IF, it pops up on her timeline again. “ i don’t know what there is to get, like... someone really wanted to draw a horny cat, i guess. can’t say i get the choice in details, though. ” because, quite frankly, its realistic human body is both a marvel and almost obscene as lydia finds herself staring in bizarre fascination once again.

“ there’s gotta be some avatar, planet earth super fan that’s LOVING this crossover. ”

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hello, i’m finally around after.. Days of being caught up in other shit FSLSFLF i’m gonna try to churn out a couple of replies before i handle some things to prep for an early rise in the morning ( a new winners/homesense is opening in the city and uhhhh it’s gonna be a Big store so i’ve gotta see if they’re Finally giving my lame province good products before uncultured, frivolous city moms steal it all SFDGLKJSFD ), but i should be back on before i crash to make sure Something’s up !!

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                          “ alright, let’s not call it an exhibitionist streak, got it ? it’s not like i’m some horny freak that can only get off if there’s a risk of someone walking in or something, ” sejoo defends himself, running his fingers through his hair. the last thing he needs is for word to get around about the situation ; he can’t handle every suitor of his asking to hook up in gucci stores, especially when there are only so many nearby.  “ this was a one time thing, and she was a one time thing. ” arrogance back in full force, he shrugs and looks down at the much shorter girl. “ what can i say ? the ladies can’t keep themselves off of me … ”

“ damn, no need to kinkshame, ” she surrenders — though if she’s being honest, she’s far from convinced by his words, “ something to check off your bucket list, then ? ” seeing sejoo appear remotely out of character makes it damn near impossible for lydia to hide her smug expression, while her curious eyes wander back to the contaminated dressing room. it’s a force of habit, one which sees her blinking WIDE before returning her skeptical gaze to the lanky man as he speaks. “ that’s no fun at all, ” lyds can’t help but to grimace ( talk about vanilla ), “ though HER... her, i can understand. ” it’s reactive when he bounces back, how she chortles in response as she pays the weight on her arm little mind in his presence. “ i’m sure they can’t, though it doesn’t take much effort to resist if we’re going on a case-by-case basis. ”

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with her right arm holding her precious picks to try on during her solo day out, lydia can’t say she expected to see two people in the act in what she BELIEVES to be a vacant dressing room — which results in her flinching in surprise, then recoiling once the image sinks in. the last thing that she needed to lay eyes on was sejoo’s bare ass, so suffice to say that she’d be purchasing bleach in the very near future. however, she can’t help but to raise her brows at the request, biting back a chuckle because it’s a little late for that — not to mention the very public setting in which the three of them currently stand. “ you sure picked a shit place for that, then, eh ? ” the raven-haired woman bears a small smirk at his demeanour as he composes himself and steps away from his newest lover, sure to murmur lest the random girl decides to chime in. “ no ? indulge me, then — not... the exhibitionist streak, ‘m not surprised by that in the SLIGHTEST. ”

                           “ can we get a little privacy, please ? ” it isn’t every day that sejoo’s caught in a dressing room at the gucci store in beverly hills, and if you’d told him he’d be caught with that loud girl from the dilaurentis twins’ party the night before, he’d call you a liar. and yet, there he is, pulling his pants up and walking out with a look of shame on his face. it isn’t that he’s just been caught in the act — he’d be lying if he said it was the first time someone’s walked in on one of his many hook-ups — but that he’s been caught in public, with one of maybe the most annoying girls in los angeles. scratch that, the world, he thinks to himself. he’s supposed to be sejoo park : handsome, high class, sexy, gorgeous, dashing, gorgeou — anyway. he clears his throat softly as he comes up to stand beside the person who’d just interrupted him. his hands are shoved into his pocket, trying his best to seem cool and confident. he’s already been caught, the last thing the man is going to do is act ashamed about it even if he is. “ uh, that wasn’t what it looked like. ” 

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I’m just growing up in stages

Living life in phases

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Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

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ok i'm FINALLY going to bed after teasing for like. an hour gkskgldg but if anyone would prefer to plot on d*scord come the morning, since tumblr dms are unreliable af, my user's CLC NATION RISE UP !!#2030

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edit: i forgot to mention she’s bi, fUCKFGJDSDLK

funny how i’ve had this bitch for a good year or so, began using her in january, Stopped, and have absolutely no recollection of the bg i made up for her since it’s likely in a dm i’ve lost track of SFSGFLDK so we’re starting over !! i’m gonna make this short and sweet bc dealing with three kids under the age of ten when i could’ve been wrapping this up a few hours ago took me O U T, not to mention i’m watching masterchef as i type this, but i’m kat, about to become an old hag come sunday bc i turn 22 and.. idk, i could use a glass of moscato right about now sdfjlkgdf enough about me bc you’ll see me bitching about something soon enough, so with that i’ll introduce you all to miss lydia hyunh ! stats will be up later hopefully, plots….. we’re going off the cuff with them until i cave and make one up so until then —

╰   * ✶ . ever notice lydia hyunh kinda looks like hillary trinh ? they’ve got 4.8m followers on instagram, but that’s no surprise. their instagram bio says they identify as cis female and go by she/her. they just turned twenty-one, right? word around la is they’re kinda vainglorious and nonchalant, but you couldn’t tell online. does it matter when your family’s net worth is $270m? ❪ kat, she/her, gmt-2:30 ❫

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funny how i’ve had this bitch for a good year or so, began using her in january, Stopped, and have absolutely no recollection of the bg i made up for her since it’s likely in a dm i’ve lost track of SFSGFLDK so we’re starting over !! i’m gonna make this short and sweet bc dealing with three kids under the age of ten when i could’ve been wrapping this up a few hours ago took me O U T, not to mention i’m watching masterchef as i type this, but i’m kat, about to become an old hag come sunday bc i turn 22 and.. idk, i could use a glass of moscato right about now sdfjlkgdf enough about me bc you’ll see me bitching about something soon enough, so with that i’ll introduce you all to miss lydia hyunh ! stats will be up later hopefully, plots..... we’re going off the cuff with them until i cave and make one up so until then —

╰   * ✶ . ever notice lydia hyunh kinda looks like hillary trinh ? they’ve got 4.8m followers on instagram, but that’s no surprise. their instagram bio says they identify as cis female and go by she/her. they just turned twenty-one, right? word around la is they’re kinda vainglorious and nonchalant, but you couldn’t tell online. does it matter when your family’s net worth is $270m? ❪ kat, she/her, gmt-2:30 ❫

she comes from a new money family at the helm of a hong kong-based real estate development firm, but her geographical background is a tad more complex than that sijfg

not to mention her mother being a miss universe contestant-turned-supermodel who still walked the occasional runway after two kids à la the iconic 2010s victoria’s secret models, but anyways —

her dad’s a british national ( and started off as a financier, then switched to real estate, tHEN became a cfo of his own firm fdgsdklfdgfl ) as are she and her brother, so while he and his family were busy building up their company with many trips abroad, lydia, her brother and her mom hung back in london for the most part — though some of her summers were spent in hong kong or along the beaches of the mediterranean when she wasn’t embracing the countryside of her home country during term breaks

however, at age 10, she and the family moved to edinburgh so she could attend a more prestigious private school — and so they could be a bit closer to her brother who was spending time at the renowned st. andrew’s university 

.. basically, i need a sister in arms when it comes to bastardized accents, so have this british bitch with a scottish twinge FDSGJSHDGFSLK

speaking of her brother, they clearly have a sizeable age gap, so while they do love each other and all that, they aren’t necessarily close. he’s primed to be something of an heir and he’s more than cool with that, while lyds is more keen on taking her time to figure out what she wants to do with her life and her parents encourage it..... not to say he was ever pressured but, y’know

all the while, mama hyunh was busy appearing on.. idk, something like america’s next top model and project runway when she could — maybe even masterchef ?? GJSFGF — trying to work her schedule around lydia by taking her with her on sick days or during the summer months

so lydia had a taste of hollywood during her early teens with these trips, absolutely enamoured, fucking gobsmacked that her mom was in the industry bc with the way they lived back home it was as if she was merely privileged as hell

connection idea right there folks !

should note bc it feels weird to glaze over it even if it disrupts the flow, but lydia ?? LOVES her mom. so much. she’s a family girl in general, but she really does look up to her mom and appreciates the little things she does to help or impress her

we’re all about wholesome family relationships here, js SLKFDGJSLFD but anyways

she keeps up this lifestyle of studying in edinburgh, travelling wherever the fuck her parents wish to take her and getting ( almost ) whatever she wants

bc if there’s one thing either of her parents put to her, it was to know her limits and to at least recognize her privilege, even if they knew she was a little too spoiled in her own way to be thoroughly humbled. sounds fake but i always thought of them as traditional hard workers who want their kids to be the same, so 😔

and with that, upon graduating and attending uni in glasgow the following fall, lydia kinda.. separated herself from some aspects of her wealth, wanting to be a normal student with some obvious luxuries bc. she can’t help herself fsdgljgdfs

especially when you have a damn model for a mom and you’re Kinda known to be her kid

and yknow what, it worked out for the most part. ofc she couldn’t hide her roots so people knew this annoying brat came from money, but they weren’t complaining bc at least it meant they had some GREAT parties bc of some loans she’d give out for the sake of having a good time herself

long story short, she loved uni, still does, but she loves the breaks even more as she’s been consistently visiting hollywood since she was 18. mama hyunh became more involved in being a tv personality now that both kids were out of the nest and her husband kept himself occupied with work ( when he couldn’t see her, which ofc is routine as he recently moved up to be ceo ), so she spends much of her time in beverly hills 

so much so that lyds’ summers were spent reconnecting with her mom, and having a wild time on the side too gfsdkjgfd

this year, however, her dad decided to open an office in l.a. to be more present with his wife. and to capitalize on the market

and after hearing that.. something in lydia Snapped. ksldfgjkldf like she v quickly decided to take a break from school and stay here for a bit

which some would find weird bc really ? NOW ? when your parents are around ?? but eh....... using the excuse of “ family bonding ” to really take advantage of whatever ounce of star power she has here is fine by her LFSKDGJSDFG

probably lives with her two cousins to save her ass from being dragged

PERSONALITY AND OTHER SHIT

according to my little blurb on my p much Dead indie: “ ( upper middle class-turned ) trust fund baby who tries to downplay her privilege but usually fails; adventurous and charming, she's a soft player who likes being pursued so long as she calls the shots ”

so uh.. that hasn’t changed much GFLKSDFL

i love the ( closet ) sad little rich girl and all those classic tropes as much as the next person, but lydia happens to be one of the most unbothered chicks you’ll probably ever meet FGJKSDG

vulnerability ?? don’t know her ! she’s just here for a good time and doesn’t know anything But !

laidback af, not to mention i never saw her as particularly defensive of her status and such, and i’m sure her uni life reflected that all by itself

the fact that she’s had it relatively easy in the sense of no real trauma or family issues helps, who knows fdsjglk

doesn't mean she won't lay into you if the time calls for it, especially if you have a god complex or something. she’s of the mindset, “ you do you and i’ll do me, but act like a fool and i’ll happily remind you of it for the rest of your days, ” so it's safe to say that someone could bring out the bitch that lurks beneath if they're not careful SGFJDKLGF

can she be selfish and indulgent ?? .. yes, but does she carry herself as such ? ………. also yes, bUT not by much, which makes a difference ! 

LKSFDGLF jk, but she is restrained in how she displays these tendencies ( for the most part ) or else she probably would’ve gotten her ass handed to her back in uni. thank god she’s well-mannered enough

wild child ! gets around ! don’t think i need to elaborate aside from the fact that she’d rather NOT get an sti or wind up in the er over dumb shit, so there’s a sense of caution with it all

basically, she can be materialistic as hell and takes advantage of the shit she has while she has it, but she’s practical enough to know her limits or to just. know better

idfk, i feel like this makes zero sense bc i’m so drained, that this seems like it could be the setup for a m*ry s*e which..... ew, and that i’m missing a lot of extras but i’m DEAD so we’ll leave it there fdklgjsg

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#when you hear a juicy piece of gossip

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this mental pressure got me poppin’ pills and shit, but I’m into it