lydthecryptid
lydthecryptid
A Muppet of a Man
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My pronouns are whatever is funniest for the bit
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lydthecryptid · 28 days ago
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Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on
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lydthecryptid · 29 days ago
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started as a warm up but, Paavu is never anything but the headliner🌟 🌟commission info🌟
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lydthecryptid · 29 days ago
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CLAIR OBSCUR: EXPEDITION 33 ˗ˏˋ 7 / ∞ ´ˎ˗
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lydthecryptid · 29 days ago
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lydthecryptid · 29 days ago
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call him bubonic the way he plagues me
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lydthecryptid · 2 months ago
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bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time
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lydthecryptid · 2 months ago
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lydthecryptid · 2 months ago
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This is what happens when we yassify incels
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How dare they make this looser so hot
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lydthecryptid · 2 months ago
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This is what happens when we yassify incels
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How dare they make this looser so hot
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lydthecryptid · 2 months ago
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Mans out here double caked up and still trying to date high-schoolers
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How dare they make this looser so hot
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lydthecryptid · 2 months ago
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How dare they make this looser so hot
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lydthecryptid · 4 months ago
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not to be a killjoy but it's still crazy to me that it's considered mean to be like "maybe you should read / play / watch the source material before creating fanworks and diving into the fandom" bc every time i see somebody going "i havent played disco elysium or know anything about it tbh but uwu here's harry and kim kissing" idk maybe you should engage with it. maybe you should play the anti-capitalist surrealist game where you investigate the murder of a mercenary who led the gang rape of a foreign girl and process that for a bit? and then you can do cutesy mlm or whatever idc. but like at the absolute bare minimum you should understand what the source material involves otherwise we get the phenomenon of people joining a dragon age server and wanting content warnings for like, mage racism. like it's fine to ship and transform the genre into whatever but if you arent comfortable with discussions of the actual source content itself then maybe the fandom isnt for you and a different one is. peace and love.
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lydthecryptid · 4 months ago
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and then they cat napped together 🙂‍↕️
print(1) | print(2) ‪‪❤︎‬
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lydthecryptid · 5 months ago
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lydthecryptid · 5 months ago
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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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lydthecryptid · 5 months ago
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pov: it’s Valentine’s Day and you hear a tap on your window 💌🐦
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lydthecryptid · 6 months ago
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I NEED to understand how this guy’s brain works
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