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@ toastedbyeli

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Watch this to learn how to put down toxic masculinity and internalized misogyny. As with “the kids these days are terrible” beginning circa prehistory (thanks Plato) this points to “men aren’t masculine anymore” and tracks it backward.

I keep saying nothing ever changes to those who know history.

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look at this video of a mouse eating soup and bread and butter

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*gives you a foxglove* *gives you a nightshade* *gives you a devil’s trumpet* *gives you a moonflower* *gives you an oleander* *gives you a lily of the valley* *gives you a hydrangea* *gives you wisteria* *gives you a buttercup* *gives you a daffodil* *gives you an iris* *gives you elder berries* *gives you a

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Gaslight, Gatekeep, Goncharov

The Clock Scene and the constant reminders of it throughout the movie really hit me as you can see, you cannot get the Gonch without the Clock 😌

Best Scorsese movie ever, I cry every time i watch it.

Thank you @beelzeebub you cured my artblock✨

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if I was martin scorsese I would b getting a production team together and at the very least dropping a teaser trailer by sunday

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Goncharov (1973) - variant poster 4

[link: stage adaptation poster/ variant 5]

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another Goncharov 1973 thing I'm sorry

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I rewatched Goncharov (1973) cause of the hype and I needed to sketch something cause I can’t get these characters out of my mind like holy damn. why does this movie have so many killer quotes ;_;

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Your Film Fave Is Problematic: Goncharov (1973)

While the Goncharov meme has grown colossal on tumblr, it’s important to remember that the film is in fact quite reprehensible for numerous reasons regarding its production.

Here are some of the most critical for you to know:

Stanley Kubrick forced Cybil Shepherd to do over 150 takes of a traumatic scene, despite not being involved with the production in any way. By the time Kubrick was escorted away from the set, Shepherd had suffered two heart attacks and lost all her hair. She quit and was later re-hired at ten times her salary, with a brand new wig and slightly used discount artificial heart.

An unnamed production assistant contaminated the catering’s guacamole with PCP, resulting in numerous sick crew members and the infamous and hallucinogenic “Projectile Ear Wax” sequence.

Producer Martin Scorsese went quite insane during his time in the Philippines jungle. As the jungle did not feature in the film, nobody to this day, including Scorsese, have any idea why he was there.

The animatronic sharks infamously didn’t work as their foam interiors got weighed down by the seawater, resulting in the entire shark attack scene having to be removed. Thus the presence of the dead shark in the ballroom remains unexplained in the finished movie.

Studio interference resulted in nearly 2 hours of cuts to the 3.5 hour film, including the original version of the death of Sigourney Weaver, the cameo by Elijah Wood (who would not be able to make another film until after his birth in 1981), the sewer orgy, and the pie fight ending.

Robert De Niro had to shave his mustache for another role when filming went several months over-schedule. Its presence on the upcoming Criterion Blu-Ray is CGI.

Terry Gilliam was fired on the first day of filming. He was never to have directed the film, but was fired anyway, as was the tradition in Hollywood.

Marlon Brando behaved so poorly that he scared the director up a tree.

A lion mauled cinematographer Jan de Bont.

So enjoy the jokes, but never forget the hard times that afflicted the movie.

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time was never on our side

“i dream of you every night. but i no longer remember what your face looks like.”

have some katya & sofia (goncharov, 1973) angst, because how could i not

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Catch me rewatching Goncharov for the third time this week

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Our two pet celebrities are having a very different time this evening

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GONCHAROV (1973)