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Scythian Acinaces Dagger, 6th-5th Century BC

An iron acinaces dagger with lozenge-section leaf-shaped blade, recurved lower guard, flat-section grip, antenna pommel; mounted on a custom-made stand. 43.5cm including stand (17 ¼")

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“A lover that earned your scorn? Or someone far more devious than that?” Maria questioned as she led Angelica below. Jozefo’s stores of herbs and talismans were kept in a hold only he and Maria had a key to; Maria paused at that locked door, willing to wait until she knew whom had earned any kind of magical revenge.

She narrowed her eyes. “To say the very least,” she growled. “Recall where you met me, left to die on an island in the middle of nowhere.” She paused (for dramatic effect) before continuing. “Jack Sparrow is the one who left me there.”

Maria’s mouth opened briefly, then closed. Apparently she ended up clearing up behind Sparrow, in a way.

“…I can understand,” Maria admitted as she turned to the lock. “Sparrow…indirectly killed my father.”

Angelica turned her head sharply to look at Maria. “What? How is that?”

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❝   ░   sherlock   s3   / starter   sentences.

feel   free   to   change   the   pronouns   to   make   these   fit !

❛  listen to me. i am not gay!  ❜ ❛  i’m definitely going to kill you.  ❜ ❛  oh, please. killing me, that’s so two years ago.  ❜ ❛  i don’t shave for [ name ].  ❜ ❛  oh, you should put that on a t-shirt.  ❜ ❛  i wanted you not to be dead!  ❜ ❛  yeah, well, be careful what you wish for.  ❜ ❛  those things will kill you.  ❜ ❛  you’d have to be an idiot not to see it. you love it.  ❜ ❛  i don’t even know what that’s supposed to mean.  ❜ ❛  why am I the only one who thinks that this is wrong? the only one reacting like a human being.  ❜ ❛  i believe in [ name ].  ❜ ❛  wait, before you do anything that you might regret, um, one question, just let me ask one question…  ❜ ❛  i’m not lonely, [ name ].  ❜ ❛  if you seem slow to me, [ name ], can you imagine what real people are like? i’m living in a world of goldfish.  ❜ ❛  well, the short version… not dead.  ❜ ❛  you know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick.  ❜ ❛  i can’t be seen wandering around with an old man.  ❜ ❛  no, i prefer my doctors clean-shaven.  ❜ ❛  that’s not a sentence you hear every day.  ❜ ❛  i don’t understand. i said i’m sorry, isn’t that what you’re supposed to do?  ❜ ❛  gosh, you don’t know anything about human nature, do you?  ❜ ❛  that’s impossible.  ❜ ❛  welcome to my world.  ❜ ❛  oh, [ name ]. what do we say about coincidence?  ❜ ❛  the universe is rarely so lazy.  ❜ ❛  they’re right about you. you’re a bloody psychopath.  ❜ ❛  imagine someone’s going to get murdered at a wedding. who exactly would you pick?  ❜ ❛  beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences and role models.  ❜ ❛  yeah, but am i a pretty lady?  ❜ ❛  you’re not really getting the hang of this game, are you, [ name ]?  ❜ ❛  do you always carry handcuffs?  ❜ ❛  you are not a puzzle-solver, you never have been. you’re a drama queen.  ❜ ❛  i have an international reputation. do you have an international reputation?  ❜ ❛  can you whisper?  ❜ ❛  marriage changes you as a person in ways that you can’t imagine.  ❜ ❛  i am a ridiculous man. redeemed only by the warmth and consistency of your friendship.  ❜ ❛  sorry, that was one more deduction than i was really expecting.  ❜ ❛  i wish you weren’t… whatever it is you are.  ❜ ❛  most ghosts tend to haunt a single house. this ghost, however, is willing to commute.  ❜ ❛  oh, do your research. i’m not a hero, i’m a high-functioning sociopath. merry christmas!  ❜ ❛  did you miss me?  ❜ ❛  your loss would break my heart.  ❜ ❛  what the hell am i supposed to say to that?  ❜ ❛  the problems of your past are your business. the problems of your future are my privilege.  ❜ ❛  [ name ], you are a back-stabbin’, heartless, manipulative bastard.  ❜ ❛  you, as it turns out, are a grasping, opportunistic, publicity-hungry, tabloid whore.  ❜ ❛  there’s nothing the matter with me! imagine i said that without shouting.  ❜ ❛  you’re gonna love being dead, [ name ]. no one ever bothers you.  ❜ ❛  is everyone i’ve ever met a psychopath?  ❜ ❛  everything’s available for a price. you making me an offer?  ❜ ❛  let me flick your face.  ❜ ❛  [ name ] is actually a girl’s name.  ❜

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Sapphire earrings, 1908-17, Warsaw, Poland.

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I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. 💎

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Byzantine gold, emerald, and pearl necklace. While the source does not provide a date, the necklace seems similar to styles popular in the 6th to 7th centuries CE. Currently located in the Atles Museum in Berlin.

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random drama sentence starters

“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?” 

“Don’t think I forgot about what you did last time.”

“I know you lied to me.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“You backstabber!”

“I never want to see you again.”

“You never mattered to me.”

“I knew this was a bad idea.”

“Rot in hell.”

“It was supposed to be a secret!”

“No one loves me.”

“He/she/they is/are so petty…”

“You made me cry.”

“I don’t know who you are anymore.”

“How DARE you?!”

“I know you’re not talking to me…”

“I SAW you with him/her/them!”

“Just leave me alone.”

“What did you do?!”

“I told everyone that I didn’t want to talk but I’m actually dying for attention.”

“Just admit that was extra…”

“I forgive, but I don’t forget.”

“[text read thirty minutes ago]”

“Did you see what he/she/they was/were wearing?”

“So what if I had sex with your ex?”

“There’s something I have to tell you…”

“I can’t do this anymore.”

“You weren’t there for me when I needed you the most.”

“I never loved you.”

“It’s too late.”

“Quit ignoring me.”

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Memory starters:

“If I can remember right, we were right here when it happened.”

“So many great things happened in this place.”

“It’s a vague memory, but I can still kind of recall…”

“I could never forget ______”

“It feels like it was just yesterday.”

“Forgive me if I don’t remember this right, but…”

“That’s my happiest memory. That time was the best time of my life.”

“I never want to forget that."

“This makes me cringe every time I remember it.”

“Ugh! I can’t believe you still remember I did that!”

“Oh, no! That’s such an embarrassing memory of you!”

“I can’t believe I actually did that. You’re not lying, right?”

“Past you was so different."

“We should just forget that ever happened.”

“I wish I could forget that ever happened.”

“I don’t want these memories anymore.”

“What if I just want to forget?”

“I want to remember, but I keep forgetting.”

“I want to forget, but I keep remembering.”

“That’s my worst memory. Why did you have to bring it up?”

“I can remember it so clearly, too.”

“You were so different in my memory.”

“I can’t seem to remember your face.”

“We made some pretty great memories together, huh?”

“We don’t have any good memories between us."

“Do you remember it too?”

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Kingsman: The Secret Service : Sentence Starters

"Manners maketh man."

"Then let me teach you a lesson."

"I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic."

"Hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon madam."

"There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man."

"True nobility is being superior to your former self."

"Sorry, Love. Gotta save the world."

"If you save the world, We can do it in the asshole."

"I will be right back."

"The suit is the modern gentleman's armour."

"I've had a rather emotional day."

"I'd appreciate it if you could just leave us in peace."

"Are we going to stand around here all day or are we going to fight?"

"You are about to embark on the most dangerous job interview in the world."

"Looks like a lot of people are going to die."

"Does it look like I give a fuck?"

"Son of a bitch!"

"Do you like spy movies?"

"Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day."

"If you're prepared to adapt, you can transform."

"When I was a kid, that was my dream job: gentleman spy."

"Ah yes. Very, very nice."

"Now do your very best impersonation of a German aristocrat's formal greeting."

"Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way."

"That is sick."

"What does this do? Electrocute you?"

"Don't be ridiculous. It's a hand grenade."

"This whisky is amazing, you will shit."

"If you get blood on the carpet you're going to have to take the carpet up!"

"I see someone who doesn't know what the fuck to do with his life."

"Now, my point is that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path that you needn't stay on."

"Well, that was surprising."

"You know I've got nothing to lose."

"Of sorts. Interested?"

"You blew your opportunity just for a fuckin' dog!"

"You shot your dog and had it stuffed?"

"Sorry about that, needed to let off a little steam."

"Mankind is the virus, and I'm the cure."

"I'll have the Big Mac."

"Good choice, but nothing beats two cheeseburgers and special sauce."

"It ain't that kind of a movie."

"You didn't - stop - shit!"

"Thank you for the 'happy' meal."

"Choose your puppy."

"How deep does this fuckin' thing go?"

"Wherever you go, your dog goes."

"What? They're gun dogs."

"It's a bulldog, ain't it?"

"It'll get bigger, don't it?"

"Shit."

"The man who got you released."

"I’ve never met a tailor before, but I know you ain’t one."

"You need to solve problems under pressure."

"Mass genocide?"

"Felt sorry for the boy, did you?"

"He will find this humiliating."

"I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. Y’all talk so funny."

"If you have a problem with me, you come and you whisper it in my ear."

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Mun VS Muse — send a symbol!

😊 = What makes the mun and muse happiest? 😭 = What makes the mun and muse the saddest? 😡 = What makes the mun and muse the angriest? 👻 = What is the scariest thing to ever happen to the mun and muse? 💙 = What is one thing that can calm down the mun and muse? Is it a person, thing, or place? 💚 = What is one thing that makes the mun and muse jealous? 💛 = How would the mun and muse describe their best friends? 💜 = How would the mun and muse describe their relationship with their parents and/or siblings? ❤️ = How does the mun and muse approach romantic relationships? Is either currently in a relationship or do they have a crush? 💩 = What do the mun and muse usually do when they feel bad? 🛍 = What sort of things do the mun and muse usually shop for? What is the last thing either of them bought? 🗺 = Where would the mun and muse like to travel to most? Have they ever traveled away from their home city/state/country? 🚿 = Do the mun and muse have any bathing routines? Any habits like singing in the shower? 🎈 = How do the mun and muse react to surprises? When is the last time either was surprised and what surprised them? 🎁 = What sorts of gifts do the mun and muse like? What were the last gifts they gave and received? 📚 = What sorts of books do the mun and muse like to read? Do you they have a favorite author or book? 📕 = What was the last book the mun and muse read? What genre was it? How would they rate it? Are they currently reading anything? 🎮 = What genre of video games do the mun and muse like best? What are their favorite systems and video games? 📻 = What music genre do the mun and muse listen to the most? Any favorite bands? 🎸 = Can either the mun or muse play an instrument? Which one(s)? 🍳 = What are the mun’s and muse’s favorite foods? 🍎 = What do the mun and muse like to eat for a snack? ☕ = What drinks do the mun and muse like best? Do they prefer cold or hot drinks? 🥂 = How is either the mun’s or muse’s alcohol tolerance? What are their favorite alcoholic drinks? 💫 = How does either mun or muse handle being sick? Do they need someone to take care of them, or are they capable of taking care of themselves just fine? 🐯 = What animals would best be associated with the mun and muse? 🌙 = Are the mun and muse more morning, day, or night people? When are they the most relaxed? When do they get the most work done? 🎨 = Do either the mun or muse have artistic talents? What are they? 🎬 = What genre of movies do the mun and muse like best? What are their favorite movies? Do they prefer watching alone or with others? Do they prefer watching at home or in the theater? 💮 = What are the mun’s and muse’s opinions of each other? 🍀 = Who is an important person in both the mun’s and muse’s life?

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❝   beauty   and   the   beast   (2017)   /   starter   sentences.

feel   free   to   change   the   pronouns   to   make   these   fit!

‘ how would you feel about growing a beard? ‘

‘ i’ve been so lonely! ‘

‘ [ name ], look! a beautiful girl! ‘

‘ how does a moment last forever? ‘

‘ what if she is the one? the one who will break the spell? ‘

‘ when [ name ]  finds out you have disobeyed his orders, he will blame me! ‘

‘ you know she will never love him. ‘

‘ a broken clock is right two times a day, mon ami. but this is not one of those times. ‘

‘ what are you reading? ‘

‘ perhaps our world has no place for a creature like me. but it can for you. ‘

‘ think of the one place that you’ve always wanted to see. now find it in your mind’s eye and feel it in your heart. ‘

‘ have you really read every one of these books? ‘

‘ was that a joke? are you making jokes now? ‘

‘ oh, you are very strong! this is a great quality! ‘

‘ that is a hairbrush. ‘

‘ you are the wildest, most gorgeous thing i’ve ever seen! nobody deserves you… ‘

‘ i never thanked you for saving my life. ‘

‘ [ name ]’s not as terrible as he appears. ‘

‘ how do you like your tea? hot enough or boiling? ‘

‘ you have to help me. you have to stand. ‘

‘ [ name ] is the most beautiful girl in the village. that makes her the best. ‘

‘ [ name ] can be as argumentative as she is beautiful. ‘

‘ pleased to meet you! wanna see me do a trick? ‘

‘ i want to help you. there must be some way to break the curse. ‘

‘ it’s not for you to worry about, lamb. we’ve made our bed, and we must lie in it. ‘

‘ if i didn’t know better, i’d say she even cares for him! ‘

‘ he’s not a monster, [ name ]! you are! ‘

‘ i love you, [ name ]. don’t be afraid. ‘

‘ your hands are ice. we need to get you home. ‘

‘ do you realize what you could have done? you could have damned us all! ‘

‘ i am done playing this game of yours. where is [ name ]? ‘

‘ there are no such things as beasts, or talking teacups, or magic! but there are wolves, frostbite, and starvation! ‘

‘ i can’t… [ name ]… my friend… it was an honor to serve… with you.’

‘ sounds boring. ‘

‘ you know, there are other girls. ‘

‘ a great hunter doesn’t waste his time with rabbits. ‘

‘ when i enter the room, the laughter dies. ‘

‘ the villagers say that i’m a funny girl. but i’m not sure they mean it as a compliment. ‘

‘ i have no taste buds, but i can tell this is exquisite! ‘

‘ do you have any proof of what you’re saying? ‘

‘ do you hear those wolves? ‘

‘ i need six eggs, that’s too expensive! ‘

‘ i was the one who had it all. ‘

‘ i could try to pick the lock. after all, it’s - it’s only gears and springs. ‘

‘ come back. come back. please, don’t leave me. i love you. ‘

‘ thank heavens. i’ve spent the last five days trying to find you. ‘

‘ i have had my doubts, but everything is moving like clockwork. true love really does win the day! ‘

‘ are there any other tasteless demands you would like to make on my artistry? ‘

‘ you could stay here. you could be happy. ‘

‘ can anyone be happy if they aren’t free? ‘

‘ we must believe as lovers do. ‘

‘ will you now forever remain out of reach of my arms? ‘

‘ did you honestly think she’d want you? ‘

‘ how lovely to make your acquaintance! ‘

‘ it’s hero time! ‘

‘ pretty eyes, proud face, perfect canvas! yes! i will find you something worthy of a princess! ‘

‘ how in the midst of all this sorrow can so much hope and love endure? ‘

‘ don’t worry. i’ll have this place spotless in no time. ‘

‘ live your life. and forget me. ‘

‘ everything i am is because of you. ‘

‘ so, what can i bring you from the market? ‘

‘ be calm. let me do the talking. ‘

‘ i want adventure in the great wide somewhere! ‘

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