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bbc sherlock s1: here are some cases! 10% feelings, we are a Crime Show :)

s2: more cases for you! 40% feelings now but don’t worry about it :)

s3: alright enough cases you get the gist. 80% feelings now fuck you. feelings feelings feelings. we’re a feelings show now. look how many longing looks we can fit into this bad boy. do you get it? are you seeing it now?

s4: cool cool cool glad you picked up on all those feelings. now that you’ve seen all that, we’re gonna knock down every conceivable romantic resolution for these characters, except for one, and also imply that they both NEED a romantic resolution.

s5:

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like can you imagine if they didn't go the latin amo/ammo route in tst. i don't think i would be capable of actually watching it. i think it actually would have killed me on sight.

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I’m so normal about the pilot I’m just so incredibly normal about it

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latin? never heard of her

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i’m so happy with my decisions moodboard

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you know what i think about? that little pause when john says ‘i met him... yesterday’ when mycroft asks about his connection to sherlock. like he’s also just now realising that he met sherlock a day ago. like he can’t believe that it’s only been a day.

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“You’ve got your disapproving face on.”

“Well, seeing as I’m inside your head, I think we can call that self-loathing.”

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jekyll ep5 🤝 sherlock s4

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sorry.....i have provided you with sufficient details. you have kept within the limits of what we agreed? i have elaborated for colour; altered for economy. it has the appearance of a fiction but the substance of the facts, just as you wished. it lacks only an ending. an ending will present itself shortly. i will die. i can no longer control the changes. [...] people aren't stupid. this tale is not in my normal style. there are those—a few—who might suspect its origins in truth. in a tale of a potion that can transform its hero into a demon... i am not a hero, and it is not a tale—such an account might set some into thinking about this potion. HELLO.

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me when the modern character was never born he was the victorian character all along and because of that he has to go back and observe the victorian character talking to his writer to understand the truth 😍

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anyway uhhh watch bbc jekyll (2007).

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mark gatiss as robert louis stevenson in jekyll (2007) // episode five

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i'm literally making these for an audience of one and half people at this point. it's fine. anyway the show is painfully 2007 and @ steven maybe go to therapy or something but like. james nesbitt was fantastic in this and more people should watch it. sorry for the spoilers but also the show aired [checks watch] 18 years ago and is now old enough to buy me a drink. so.

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She wasn't supposed to be like that because you were like that and it nearly killed me. I'm asking you why she's like that because you would know, wouldn't you? She's you. She's like that because I chose her. Because I'll always choose someone like that, like you, despite my best efforts not to. It's what I (I'm) like.

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Every day we stray further from god’s light

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im going to start a false crime podcast where i explain crimes that never actually happened