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[lynnnshooty]

tumblrs ui design is so ass like its so incredibly easy to just misclick and unfollow a beloved long time mutual or follow some cunt instead of blocking them or send someone a random post on accident . and theyre still just like "yeep the only possible improvement our ui could ever use is Make Everything Circles i think. and maybe add a few more buttons nobody uses"

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The main task of Knight robot-girl is to protect the royal family. The one with the ears is the princess. Actually, many of the kingdom's inhabitants have ears and tails.

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y'all want to be seen as a threat so bad but throw a temper tantrum the moment a trans woman is kinda rude to you online.

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being a poc sucks because sometimes a movie comes out about discrimination and they'll have The Racist Guy, a character who's clearly meant to embody oppression and prejudice against minorities. and then you open up tumblr and everybody's like omg i could totally fix Racist Guy trust me guys!!! Racist Guy x reader 20k spicy slowburn #canoniswhatimakeit here's a massive gifset for Racist Guy he's just soooooooooooooo hot. you guys look like this

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Person 1: i think I heard Person 2 puts razor blades in their Halloween candy, please spread the word #staysafe

Person 2: No i dont do that wtf

Person 1: help…now they’re literally sending their followers to harass and dox me.. I’m gonna die…

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Uma Musume S3 fucking does it again

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She’s being brought along!

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🪤

^ cruelest emoji mankind has ever invented

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My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😝 this strain js called "hophop" 😳 it'll have you zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit

5 minutes later:

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This is it. This post is the spirit of tumblr. @pedophilematthew just shut down the site now we have peaked here.

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my fave movie is spy kids and  my mom uses it against me by asking me to do soemthing and if i dont want to do it she goes.. SPy kids take out the trash

and im ike

Damn it if i dont take out the trash then im not a spy kid so i have to go take out the trasjh

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top 10 reasons to believe in transandrophobia:

you think that transmascs experience a bunch of transphobia that trans women dont experience, because you don't know what transmisogyny looks like

you think there needs to be an opposite binary gender term to transmisogyny because you don't know what transmisogyny looks like and you are binarist

you think androphobia is real because you don't know what transmisogyny looks like and you don't know what misogyny is

you think that transfems are "dominating trans spaces" and hurting transmascs, and you want to fight back against transfems, because you don't know what transmisogyny looks like and you're a transmisogynist

you think that androphobia is real because you disagree with feminism and dont know what transmisogyny looks like

you want to create spaces in which transmascs opinions about gender oppression are taken more seriously than transfems opinions, because you don't know what transmisogyny looks like and you dont want to listen to transfems

you think afab people face specific types of misogyny that trans women don't face, because you don't know what transmisogyny looks like, and also you're transphobic

you think that interpersonal clashes between you and trans women are caused by a structurally oppressive evil transfem rape cult, because you are a transmisogynist who fantasises about evil trans women constantly

you think transmisogyny is something that negatively affects trans men, and you think evil trans women are preventing you from using the word transmisogyny, because you dont know what transmisogyny is at all

you dont believe in transmisogyny, but you want to pretend you do, so you promote an incoherent ideological framework in which practical analysis of transmisogynist gender dynamics can be drowned out by claims about reverse male privilege

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Yeah I know a few of those

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tryin out daggerfall tonight

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Me: (double-checks that the show is called "Ruri Rocks" and not "Yuri Rocks")

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ohhhh i get it theyre called cigarettes because for no reason

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pokemon arent even nintendo IPs to me theyre just fantasy creatures for people to base characters on. they’re like sergals and protogens and even dragons to me