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Guys are pretty and sometimes I see a very pretty guy and he's wearing poorly-sized clothes unsuited to the weather and his hair is cut fast and practical with very little care and his shoes are undone or falling apart and a big part of me wants to take him aside and tell him how pretty he is and how doing all these little easy things day to day can help him be more comfortable and confident and enjoy life a bit more but I'm never certain if that's me speaking because I believe it or because I've been trained to believe it and either way he'd probably take it as flirting so I just stay quiet
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sometimes you have to pretend your kitchen is a club dance floor and get a little whorish while cooking your frozen pizza. it’s called living deliciously in a pandemic
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my mom keeps sending me this same picture of miss piggy behind bars every day of the quarantine

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(the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)
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I’ve moved further than I thought I could But I miss you more than I thought I would
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