lynxvalkyrie
lynxvalkyrie
Lynx Valkyrie
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Because I like to mess with people's heads
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lynxvalkyrie · 9 years ago
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lynxvalkyrie · 9 years ago
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Snapchat Puns.
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lynxvalkyrie · 9 years ago
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lynxvalkyrie · 9 years ago
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The “B” and “P” in the LGBTQIAP+
What’s the difference between bisexual and pansexual?
Bisexuality: Being attracted to people of the same gender as yourself and to different genders.
Pansexuality: Being attracted to all genders.
http://www.bisexualcoupledating.com/
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lynxvalkyrie · 9 years ago
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www.bisexual.com
Maybe you are asexual, gay, lesbian, bisexual, demisexual, homosexual, pansexual, but the ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality.
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lynxvalkyrie · 9 years ago
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lynxvalkyrie · 9 years ago
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Two women talking about a transwoman using women’s restroom.
Lady A: He is in there only to peep on women.
Lady B: Were you there to peep on other women?
Lady A: No.
Lady B: Neither was she.
Lady A: She is a he!
Lady B: Are you a he?
Lady A: No.
Lady B: Neither is she.
Lady A: But he has a penis!
Lady B: Have you seen her penis?
Lady A: Yes!
Lady B: Then I firmly believe you are the one who did the peeping.
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lynxvalkyrie · 9 years ago
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Artist Daniel Kamarudin has created a series of art that reimagines several characters from Marvel’s Avengers in a dark fantasy alternate universe. It’s called Avengers: Dark Fantasy, and these designs definitely look more badass than the original ones. They look like they could be Planeswalkers from Magic: The Gathering. Check out these amazing artworks:
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lynxvalkyrie · 9 years ago
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Okay, but think about this: bath bombs in the wizarding world.
Bath bombs that make complex designs in the water
Bath bombs that turn the steam colors
Bath bombs that play soothing music
Bath bombs that wash your body for you
Bath bombs that change the color of the water based on your mood
Bath bombs that enchant bath toys for children
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lynxvalkyrie · 10 years ago
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lynxvalkyrie · 10 years ago
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Harry Potter as a teen comedy…
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lynxvalkyrie · 10 years ago
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lynxvalkyrie · 10 years ago
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if you only have time for one video, make it this one
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lynxvalkyrie · 10 years ago
Conversation
‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
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lynxvalkyrie · 10 years ago
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When you got a little health in a video game and some bullsh*t kills you
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