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From a project I was working on before going in another direction, but still wanted to post this. Inspired by this photo of mourning doves nesting in the fossil of a triceratops, and how it tells us that the world can end, just not forever.

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Some idiot: "Why are you reading your own fic, that's shallow and stupid"

All fanfic writers and writers everywhere: "Who the fuck do you think I wrote it for?!"

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cliopher: yeah my heart is in government. i love bureaucracy. give me a puzzle to solve and a desk to work at and I will be content

cliopher when he has to do government without his lord for five entire minutes: well this fucking sucks. friendship over with desk job now adventure is my best friend

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If I was Denethor the second, Steward of Gondor I would not have sent my son to a council meeting to try and get a cursed ring- I would have sent both my sons out to Seduce Aragorn by any means necessary.

If I wanted the crown of Gondor and to secure leadership for my family for all time I would have said boys. Get out there. Make it happen. Fluff your beautiful shiny hair up. Make papa proud

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confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

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Going to give casting of famous white dude a semi-pass because he's a super fan and is nailing the awkward. Now to wait for the entire thing to come out and binge watch it on a free week of Apple tv.

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im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.

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oh god you guys, oh my god, REALLY YOU GUYS I AM SO GLAD I STARTED READING ALL THESE STAR TREK BOOKS OH NOOOOO

I’m reading Star Trek: Myriad Universes - Echoes and Refractions

and I swear to god I’m not making this up, I’m 100% serious

the DS9 story (A Gutted World) opens with Garak convincing Damar that his collection of illicit engineering materials is solely to make a super kinky sex toy under the radar for his “friend”

and Damar asks Garak to show him the materials and prove it, and Garak lays all the parts out, and Damar is like, yeah, I think that’s a sex toy, Garak you’re so fucking weird and Garak’s just like lol yeah I know, it’s great!

I COULD NOT MAKE THIS UP IF I TRIED

LOOK AT THIS SHIT I ACTUALLY SCANNED IT FOR YOU

FOR REAL I WASN’T KIDDING THIS HAPPENED

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A Comparative Guide to OUR GOOD SHADOWS

A simple guide for queer (masc) people in search for some new show to watch!

23/08/29 UPDATE! - I've added Leverage and another question to the table.

List of series for future updates.

I hope you find this useful or at least entertaining, I thought of it while lying in bed half awake at 8am :)

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happy anniversary to whatever is going on in this show

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Jaskier: if we are going to be together should come to kaer morhen and meet your family

Geralt: i dunno. Vesemir is very old fashioned

Jaskier: that's ok, I read a book on etiquette from a few centuries ago

Geralt: *still concerned* hmm

***that winter in kaer morhen***

Jaskier: *to vesemir* I'll give you 7 goats and a cow for your sons hand in marriage. Provided you can prove he's a virgin

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the first and last time Geralt suggested he sleep on the floor when there was only one bed at the inn

you know once Geralt finally got in bed and was almost asleep Jaskier whispered “so are you overcome with lust now that you’re touching my nubile young body” and he almost got up and bedded down with Roach in the stable lol

[ID Jaskier leans dramatically back on the bed as Geralt stands awkwardly next to the bed. Jaskier is laughing as he says “oh no! A scoundrel alone in a room with me? My precious virtue will be in danger sharing a bed with such a handsome rogue. Please good sir I am an innocent bard who has never known the touch of a man” End ID]

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Roland Tembo is just my favorite Jurassic Park character. I know he's kinda one of the bad guys, but my dude has just had enough of everyone's shit and wants to hunt a t-rex.

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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

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ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.