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i want to watch him commit atrocities on my television screen

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i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

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I am the Devil's Minion, and he grants my every wish. Once I hit him with the puppy dog eyes he can't resist!

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You've been invited to the Vampire Party! 🦇

Hello friends, and welcome back to our fourth annual Vamptember celebrating Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles and all of its adaptations!

For the month of September, please join us in making vampire stuff! Fic, art, headcanons, playlists, meta, anything you can think of. Base your creations on the books, the 1994 movie, the show, the musical, that other movie, whatever you want! Canon or AU, get creative!

RULES

1. Each day has THREE PROMPTS in case one doesn’t speak to you! Pick one or combine them or rearrange them, it’s up to you!

2. Please tag your posts #vamptember so that we can reblog them here! If your post isn’t showing up in the tag for whatever reason, don’t hesitate to send us an ask!

3. Find our AO3 collection here!

4. Use of AI is prohibited. Any submissions created using AI will not be reblogged or approved into our AO3 collection.

Tell your friends and share to spread the word! Daily prompts (3/day) under the cut! 

Filled To The Brim / Throne / Urban Legend

Dionysus / Reverse AU / Offered Up By Hell’s Own Hand

Incense / Day Is An Illusion / Test

A Human Lifetime / Aristocrat / Night Island Roller Rink 

Hourglass / Library / Who Recused Who?

Mad Scientist / Draught After Draught / Ballgown 

FREE DAY

Unsent Letter / Cradle / We Are Not Painted Things

Glamour / Closer Than Brothers, More Intimately Than Lovers / 1349

 Shaved / In Loving Memory / Guardian 

Lavender Martini / Came Back Wrong / Galaxy 

Chiaroscuro / Wars / Disco Ball 

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat / Peach Fuzz / The Canker In The Heart Of The Rose

FREE DAY

Do Demons Not Love One Another? / Groupie / Dirge 

Maladaptive Daydream / Father / Milk-Fed Catamite

Oak Tree / A Blending Of Sadness and Simple Grace / Prophecy 

 Erosion of Faith / Cigarettes / The Only Time 

Cairo / Genderswap AU / Funereal Spirit

The Dark Is Patient / Pagan / Dinner and a Show 

FREE DAY

House Pets / San Francisco / Runes Carved To My Memory 

 Radio / Across The Stars / Changeling 

 Muse / Talamasca Storage Room / Stupid and Superstitious

Test / Mortal Families / Depeche Mode

9 o’clock News / Old Melodious Nonsense / Psycho (1960) 

Renovation / Adaptive Choices / The Vatican 

 FREE DAY

 Road Head / Hermitage / Lantern Light

Monastery / Pool Party / “First Brood. All that Power.”

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being european on the internrt will have you thinking chicago is like americas rome

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my friend said his flight transmasc

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Thoughts omw to work.

Louis approach to human food is so mundane. My guy dinuguan (Filipino pigs blood stew) exists. Hell, there's quite the amount of blood dishes that exist (that are consumed by humans). Like he could have some Boudin rouge if he wanted something from home. Altho idk if that was in his regular dietary as a human. I'd throw the Catholic card but the Philippines is super Catholic, I just don't know if there's a big difference on how the Catholic west views blood consumption vs a non western country.

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The Peepaw Silencers……

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sam not enjoying the soup metaphor 😞

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the haunting of hill house by shirley jackson posits "would you rather live in a haunted house that wants to kill you but with a lesbian who makes you feel like you belong somewhere or go back to your normal cishet life where your family has you sleep on the floor" and obviously the house that wants to kill is winning

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insane that the queen of the damned (2002) is like “oh yeah marius made lestat” could you FUCKING imagine if lestat and armand had the same maker????? the blowjob brothers 🙄🫩

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it's good that the word "four" is "four" letters long

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due to inflation the answer to life the universe and everything is now 48

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list link here

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i love being dead tired after a vaccine like yessss go forth my t cells and b cells shift to glycolysis and increase your biogenetic demands like crazy im all for it ill go to bed at 9:30