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our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick
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hey! haven't been posting here, but i've been busy!
i've been working on some 3d commissions! here are a couple below, for @ marinalovesyou and @ optimalprime2024 on bsky!
want one yourself? i've got some slots open! 拢60 (or $80) each, and it comes with an idle animation, one of these gifs, and the blender file! i can also add in additional custom animations for a small additional fee :]
interested? send me a dm here, on bsky, or on discord @ leafora !
thank you kindly for your interest :]
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today's warm up: a well meaning ephemera vs a man regretting his husband's gift of flying lessons
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by 2030 95% of newborn babies will be named either Undertale or Homestuck. or both. & the remaining 5% will be pomni
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I Treat My Final Score bucket Placement in PEggle like a spirits reading. Like a KI channeling.
Left Bucket, 10,000: The Angels are Saddened, but better times will come. Give a little orphan a slice of copper.
Middle Left Bucket, 50,000: The crops are on an upswing. Do not waste this. A rancid taxman or devil from above may swipe an ear of corn before I can harvest! Yeep!
Middle Bucket, 100,000: THE great times have come. The great times have come. My vestigial tail bone finally grows into a lobster tail like I've been praying.
Middle Right Bucket, 50,000: Do not listen to the archeologist. He shows compelling bones, but, he really just loves to shape things out of clay. The Snake Oil Salesman should be trusted with your life. Comma.
Right Bucket, 10,000: I've fucking had it. You';re all done. I'm going to send you all to a place the books have never even written. YOU"RE N OT GOIING TO LIKE IT. ACID RAIN IS A SORRY SMELL FOR A SOUP POTLUCK!
Open the Pause Menu: A moment to pray;
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beta server stress test going on so we are now the beatles
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If you try to say anything to me today that's not about my flying fish pepper shaker from the antique store, I will beat the shit out of you. I'm so serious.
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just wanna let you guys know whats been going on on twitter
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once again I love pathfinder. its the best thing that has ever happened it makes me so happy its like a dopamine shot :)
I know I say this like. every session but it's true.
heres a vessel I drew (owned by @sushiikando :))
based on that one gif of the weird cat thing getting exploded idk how else to describe it.
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