walks out of a closet covered in blood with a goofy lovestruck smile on my face
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Also playing Mordor: Shadow of War rly highlights 2 me that “oh no yeah Im a huge LOTR fan” really is the fantasy genre equivalent of “yeah well I’m mostly focused on WW2 military history”
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had an idea
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You see Baudelaires, your fears about this man being count olaf are unfounded! He clearly reblogged a post marked “count olaf don’t interact,” and certainly if he WAS count olaf he wouldn’t have reblogged it!
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New additions to the emoji language i invented
🍺🧀 = Beer cheese
🍺🧀🥨 = beer cheese with dipping pretzel
👬🍺🧀 = Lets get beer cheese
👬🍺🧀🥨 = Let's get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it
👬🍺🧀🥨🍻 = Lets get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub
👬🍺🧀🥨🍻👯♂️ = lets get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub and have tons of fun!
👬🍺🧀🥨🍻👯♂️👨❤️💋👨 = Let's get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub and have tons of fun and
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oh by the way it/its pronouns are based poggers etc
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this will never not be funny to me
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I'm getting so exhausted with the constant cycle of "covid cases are down, we can stop masking--hey, why are cases going back up?!"
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getting all excited for this sexy vampire to pull me close and bite my neck and suck my blood but she pulls out a phlebotomy kit and just draws it from my arm. she misses twice and makes a comment about how hard to find my veins are
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Are you guys aware of chimney swifts??
They’re in the same order as hummingbirds and, in some positions, you can see the resemblance
But like… a hummingbird that’s cosplaying as a falcon.
Sleek. Efficient. Aerodynamic. Perfectly optimized.
Also they like to sleep in chimneys, hence the name, and when they perch they become very very flat
They also like to sleep in groups
Anyway 10/10 weird little beast. Love these little flat fuck hummingbird falcons
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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.
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