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walks out of a closet covered in blood with a goofy lovestruck smile on my face

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Also playing Mordor: Shadow of War rly highlights 2 me that “oh no yeah Im a huge LOTR fan” really is the fantasy genre equivalent of “yeah well I’m mostly focused on WW2 military history”

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had an idea

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You see Baudelaires, your fears about this man being count olaf are unfounded! He clearly reblogged a post marked “count olaf don’t interact,” and certainly if he WAS count olaf he wouldn’t have reblogged it!

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New additions to the emoji language i invented

🍺🧀 = Beer cheese

🍺🧀🥨 = beer cheese with dipping pretzel

👬🍺🧀 = Lets get beer cheese

👬🍺🧀🥨 = Let's get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it

👬🍺🧀🥨🍻 = Lets get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub

👬🍺🧀🥨🍻👯‍♂️ = lets get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub and have tons of fun!

👬🍺🧀🥨🍻👯‍♂️👨‍❤️‍💋‍��� = Let's get beer cheese and dip pretzels in it at the pub and have tons of fun and

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oh by the way it/its pronouns are based poggers etc

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this will never not be funny to me

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punisher, phoebe bridgers / 17776 / cosmonauts, fiona apple / self control, frank ocean / closeness lines / sober to death, car seat headrest / andrew garfield and jesse eisenberg / quora / ivy, frank ocean / smoke signals, phoebe bridgers

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I'm getting so exhausted with the constant cycle of "covid cases are down, we can stop masking--hey, why are cases going back up?!"

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getting all excited for this sexy vampire to pull me close and bite my neck and suck my blood but she pulls out a phlebotomy kit and just draws it from my arm. she misses twice and makes a comment about how hard to find my veins are

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Are you guys aware of chimney swifts??

They’re in the same order as hummingbirds and, in some positions, you can see the resemblance

But like… a hummingbird that’s cosplaying as a falcon.

Sleek. Efficient. Aerodynamic. Perfectly optimized.

Also they like to sleep in chimneys, hence the name, and when they perch they become very very flat

They also like to sleep in groups

Anyway 10/10 weird little beast. Love these little flat fuck hummingbird falcons

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i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

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