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PARCHMENT BATTLE THEME! by THETUNEHERO!!!! please please please listen to this it goes so so hard

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Turbo-Tastic (Fergalicious Parody)

written and performed by Tora Newton Y. (adorablyrotten)! inspired by Karkalicious and… an askblog I don’t remember, sorry! cover art by Cy!

LYRICS HERE!

DOWNLOAD HERE!

haha yeah I’m

not really a great singer, and I can’t voice act but

I still really wanted to do this. If anyone who can do an actual Turbo voice would like to perform this too, I would absolutely LOVE to hear it!<3 Enjoy~

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almost there – aradia’s version

this is my broadwaystuck audition for aradia.

god, i really want this part~!!!

lyrics:

sorry guys! i’m pretty tired of dreaming.

i haven’t been awake in quite a while,

i’m the maid of time, ready to ascend,

i’m coming back in style.

don’t you run from the green sun, there’s no taking the easy way,

i’m willing to die a thousand deaths, i’m gonna

fight with valor, save the day!

‘cause i’m almost there, i’m almost there,

that devil dog doesn’t phase me,

no, i’m not scared!

death and destruction,

hardships i’ve fared,

god tier’s within my reach, and i’m almost there.

and vriska, i forgive you

for blowing up my hive,

‘cause for the first time since you killed me, 

i feel so alive!

i’m gonna spread my wings and take to the sky

so kick back, boys, and watch me fly,

i’m ready to attack,

look out, y'all, the maid is back!

'cause i’m almost there, i’m almost there,

god tier’s within my reach, and i’m almost there.

death and destruction,

hardships i’ve fared,

god tier’s within my reach, and i’m almost there.

i’m almost there,

i’m almost there!

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alpha up //(ante up cover) download @ tindeck !! cover art credit (hey kyra !)

(my name is inky and i am obsessed with the madoka ante up parody. but yeah hi idk i wanted to get something out there and since i have a cold, rapping seemed to be my only option ! this was fun to do - instead of a guy rapping as a magical girl, i’m a girl rapping as a strider !!)

Squarewave you know what time it is? 25th century represent Awwww hell yeah, let’s go!

Yeah I’m a fighter, born and raised a Strider Better watch your mouth cause my rhymes are getting tighter Think you own the world now, bitch you know I’d clock ya Tearing up the drones and muckin Betty Crocker! What a shocker, you’re living in the past Go sendificate the bunny, cause the game is moving fast Now let’s make this moment last, while I’m wreckin Derse’s shit No I’m not losing my head, puppetmaster and I’m super fit

SBURB Strife like a pro! Gotta beat this level, meet my bro! Keep ascending god tier! No need to applaud dear

uu: I WANT TO PLAY A GAME SO?! You think I don’t know that?! HUMAN KISS TROLLED THAT STROKING HAIR TROLLED THAT TUMMY RUB TROLLED THAT

I’m on a roll cherub, yo Caliborn Things are gettin damn filthy, you ready for all this porn?

ALPHA UP! Get it Di-Stri ALPHA UP! Yo Di-Stri Miles are in sight! Gotta unite! If you can’t kiss Jane MOVE OUT This shit mad tight ALPHA UP! Get it Di-Stri ALPHA UP! Yo Di-Stri Rocket high five, born to survive Fuckin Dirk Strider bitch Saving your life

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Tricked! (Parody of Get Jinxed! from League of Legends) - DOWNLOAD

Lyrics by berryciesta Track art by zamii070

IT’S BEEN FOREVER SINCE I DID A PARODY HERE HAVE A TRICK AND A TREAT ALL IN ONE- Happy Halloween all!

You will join me, come and play And I will kiss your, handsome face Love and lollis will, be hearty What we need here, is to alchemize a party ha ha! Do you ever wanna smile? Right now you’re feeling depressed So be a child for a while We’re gonna be the best! Come on, go faster Hyper sugar rush of energy We’re gonna try something fun right now I guess you’ll find that I’m just peachy! Let’s fill this world with color And give this pop a lick You’re ‘fraid of getting duller But you’ll be fine ‘cause you’ve been tricked! So much better, so much fun Let’s start a scratch and, blow up the sun! Come on, go faster Hyper sugar rush of energy We’re gonna try something fun right now I guess you’ll find that I’m just peachy! Let’s fill this world with color And give this pop a lick You’re ‘fraid of getting duller But you’ll be fine ‘cause you’ve been tricked! Come on! Come on! You’ve been tricked!

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broadwaystuck after hours 3/?

Call now and you too can get this magnificent eulogy service

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broadwaystuck after hours 3/?

Call now and you too can get this magnificent eulogy service

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broadwaystuck after hours 2/?

Send em to the needle pile

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Broadwaystuck is going to SAHcon!

Hey everyone, glamourAficionado here to announce some exciting news!

We're going to be paneling at SAHcon this year!

SAHcon will be Saturday, July 20th and our panel will be from 6:00-7:00pm EST on the Broadwaystuck Twitch Channel. We will presenting a video skit, followed by a Q&A portion, so get your questions ready!

Thank you all for your support this past year, and we hope to see you live at SAHcon!

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Girls (Ho+mestuck edition)- Download Parody of “Girls” by Marina and the Diamonds 

I mentioned I wanted to do a version of Girls as Porrim and the incredibly lyrically gifted berryciesta whipped one up for me, and I tweaked it just slightly. Art by gunsandwwands!! Enjoy!

Born as a girl but I want to be more Is it my fate to raise the mother’s core? Easy to be beastly when you’re calling me a whore You stick to your quadrants I’ll stick to some broader doors

Girls are not meant to fight others Want to be more than a mother Not gonna bend over or bother with you

Is there any possibility You’ll quit gossiping about me What two wheeled device I might be All you say is “blah, blah” Kankri just won’t forgive me Cause I fall asleep when he speaks Of every other bigotry All he says is “na na na na na” (na na na na na)

Trolls, oh trolls, see the hypocrisy  Of this queen, of this ‘matriarchy’  The Lord’s in command And the queen is just a face I may be a Maid but the queen’s just a Waste Of Space

Girls are not meant to fight others Want to be more than a mother Not gonna bend over or bother with you

I feel I’ve been living in a new zone Turning up the glow won’t let the truth show I feel I’ve been living in a ghost town But I’m gonna make sure we’re all safe and sound (Trolls, raise your arms, raise your arms, hear my plea)

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couldn’t stop thinking about this post

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dont let the hiatus get you down still over here working on material in the meanwhile start coolin’ with this track MC Dave Strider - Like It Hot [Chorus] When the kids in the game, ma  Drop it like it’s hot x 3 When the grist starts stacking up  Spend it like it’s hot x 3 When Karkat get an attitude Shoosh pap, like it’s hot x 3 I got Jade on my arm and I pour the best juice And I wear the coolest shades while reppin’ the illest crew

[Verse 1] See I’m just cool dude a some with ill beats Echo bleats of misery from my enemies If you’re over here and you find it hard to breath How about you stand a little closer to me

Yeah, straight out of the lone star state Straight spitting scalding irons that dominate I can tell your girlfriend want to move her hips When she catch me here rhyming and licking lips

Strider clan proper plans in effect, yo. Counting grist and boonbucks by the zeroes. How you got so chill, girl, I’ll never know. I got a plenty of time so how about a show.

Let me go ahead and take these shades off Wait a second Look in to my eyes and tell me what you see I bet you never been with a dude like me

[Chorus]

[Verse 2]

Welcome to back to the ill shit You know piss drinks, wet lips due to mad grist Get a grip kid, I’m looking for a bad witch And a good time to rewind on Jade’s lips

Burning bars every line I let the smoke go Drop the beat Bro, make the whole bass blow Bitter trolls wanna cop my flow But I got Egbert dropping wind on these all doomed drones

Can’t you tell with this I’m in my element  Eloquently better then I’ve ever been Strider style is nothing to be fucked with I bring the ruckus, rambunctious rhyme spit

And I’m under stress while under her dress I can the feel the wrath of a queen every single breath Tongue dry but lips wet Slight drips of sweat so sweet, tonight’s no regret [Chorus]

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dead girl rock (to the tune of pretty girl rock by keri hilson) - broadway aradia

you know what im so tired that i take no responsibility for this

download on tindeck

lyrics:

my names aradia

imma make ya

piss ya pants in fear an run the other way cuz

im spooky as hell been dead for a minute

sure im a ghost but bitch i still know how to kick it

fly as a kite is damn you know im hot shit

turn your back for a sec and ill be mackin on your matesprit

dont gotta talk about it baby you can see it

my voice is kinda quiet so allow me to repeat it

my names aradia

imma make ya

piss ya pants in fear an run the other way cuz

im spooky as hell been dead for a minute

sure im a ghost  but bitch i still know how to kick it  

fly as a kite is damn you know im hot shit

turn your back a sec and ill be mackin on your matesprit

who doesn’t love a girl with a little bit a mystery

undead motherfuckers feel free to sing this with me

all eyes on me when i float in

no question that this girls a 10

im a ghost but im still beautiful

im a ghost but im still beautiful

youre a damn fool if you thought that

death could stop me from getting ass

im a ghost but im still beautiful

im a ghost but im still beautiful

now do the dead girl rock

angry spirits do the dead girl rock

now where you at

if you lookin for me you can catch me driftin straight up hivebent

journey underwater and get feferi pregnant

who gives a shit about troll biology

anythings possible when youre getting with me

get yourself together dont hate

jealousys the ugliest trait

i can talk about it cause im dead and im pretty

so what if youre pissed off its not like you could hurt me

all eyes on me when i float in

no question that this girls a 10

im a ghost but im still beautiful

im a ghost but im still beautiful

youre a damn fool if you thought that

death could stop me from getting ass

im a ghost but im still beautiful

im a ghost but im still beautiful

now do the dead girl rock

angry spirits do the dead girl rock

sing it with me now

all eyes on me when i float in

no question that this girls a 10

im a ghost but im still beautiful

im a ghost but im still beautiful

youre a damn fool if you thought that

death could stop me from getting ass

im a ghost but im still beautiful  

im a ghost but im still beautiful    

all eyes on me when i float in    

no question that this gi rls a 10

im a ghost but im still beautiful  

im a g host but im still beautiful

youre a damn fool if you thought that

death could stop me from getting ass

im a ghost but im still beautiful

im a ghost but im still beautiful

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EHHH YOU KNOW WHAT. I WILL POST THIS. HERES THE FULL DRAWING I MADE FOR THE NOBODY COVER KINGSPIRALS MADE

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4th track art for LOFAM 5 act 2 with all the kids! Fun fact when i picked the music to make the track art for it, it was a wip so i didn't know the song wasn't actually 3mins long but in fact 10 minutes long or even that there was going to be vocals so when i first heard the full thing during the live i went "damn the song's wip was already a banger and perfect but now it's somehow 100x more a banger and perfect"

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what is keshastuck

Circa 2012, prior to everyone knowing about Kesha’s awful experience with Dr. Luke, when she was still Ke$ha and not Kesha Rose, most people on tumblr liked Ke$ha as much as they do now because she’s fun, silly, and nice and she seemed prone to being slut-shamed so many felt the need to protect her. And since Homestuck was simultaneously huge, it was only a matter of time: 

I don’t remember how or what specific post started it. but it evolved into what eventually became “celebrities playing sburb” with the main focus being Kesha, Florence Welch, and Marina and the Diamonds (cue obvious robot Marina)

also the role of the trolls were played by vocaloids idk why 2012 was mostly 13 yr olds

someone tried to create an actual MSPA Fan Adventure with an actual storyline, and when you google it, it still pops up. It got pretty far actually but it obviously fell through. Anyway I wanna credit the artists of the pictures I used here but 2012 was so bad with reposting art, and Ke$hastuck was so big, that a reverse image search brings up nothing but more reposts. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Primamanthequins (Primadonna- Marina and the Diamonds/Crystamanthequins) - Download I guess?

Gold star I tried.  track art found x