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Zoe: And then you just take out your trusty lock pick…

*gunshot*

Zoe: And you’re in.

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kell probably thought this after the essen tasch

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and if I said I stayed up til the ungodly hours of the morning to draw fanart for a tv show scrubbed from existence?

details and flats under the cut!

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“I hate school I’m sorry Malala”- Funny yet poignant. Acknowledges both the difficulty of the task and the fact that doing that task is a privilege. Gives credit to the people who fought for that privilege with a tongue in cheek acknowledgement of the irony of the initial statement

“I’m just a girl I should be home baking bread not doing calculus” - at best historically uninformed at worst leaps decades back in time. Refusal to acknowledge the charged history of education and slights the centuries of women’s labor it took to reach this point

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What's your bodycount tho?

I haven’t killed anyone yet

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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

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Winter has arrived on Poob.

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Oh, you think you're safe now?

Nothing can deliver you from these paws!

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Oathbound work in progress

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hot flaming take i’m abt to slap you with: it’s not acceptable to punish children for their grades, no matter the circumstances.

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one must imagine Sisyphus is a college kid washing the two plates they own

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Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

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jack antonoff this jack antonoff that…do the kids these days even know about fun. some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck some nights I call it a draw. Anybody?????

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Shameful of the Oscars to out Daniel Craig live on television

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Sel: I was perfectly fine not trusting people. Not trusting people is what I’m used to. It’s my comfort zone.