lyssa | she/her | i obsess about books you’ve never heard about (unless you have heard of them in which case can we be besties)
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I like to imagine Kyle, as an artist, is really popular
But he's also famous for disappearing for months or years at times in between dropping absolute master pieces. No one can meet him, see him, contact him during those periods.
People speculate on why and how and they build conspiracy theories around him; some even go as far as claiming him as a whole different entity altogether; some people think he's a patron saint of Art; some think he's being held captive and he is only released whenever he can draw.
Kyle is not aware of this.
He fights bad people, gets motivation from not getting to draw whenever he likes (it's real) and goes back to Earth to draw nonstop, posts the art pieces only, sells some, gets called to fight bad guys again. Repeat.
He thinks it's wonderful. It works. And it fixes his back pain. Except that sometimes his fans ask him if he needs help, please send them his location, to which he answers "You cant reach it" like some mystic code.
if I were his fan I would lose my mind if I knew the truth like wym my favourite artist is out in space punching Gods and being a God himself whenever he's not drawing my blorbos kissing???
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i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it
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The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"
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looking at the labubu subreddit out of curiosity/peoplewatching and i;m crying. people are giving them BBLs






this is fucking destroying me. their laboobooties
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video game knowledge:
A button - accept
B button - becline
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booktok YA n smut is one of those things where it’s rly hard to criticize it publicly for serious things like misogyny or racism or homophobia n how it enforces capitalism bc 99.9% of the backlash is ppl proclaiming the death of literature is coming bc women like to read porn. like I hate this as well but I hate it for a better reason that these ppl do.
#my secret is that i've actually read some of these kind of books#arguably the sex is one of the few things i generally respect#skimming past the insane misogyny in the plot to get to the porn
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Round 3
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The ruin of kings au where teraeth accidentally kills kihrin while they’re fucking around playing their assassin games and the resulting stone of shackles swap happens and kihrin has to drag his own dead body around the island until he finds khaemezra and then tell her wearing her son’s skin ‘hey so. we might have fucked up.’
#lmaoooo#also imagine when kihrin gets into teraeth's body and gets some of his memories (of kihrin) and is just like 😳😳#a chorus of dragons
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the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever
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the existence of the breakfast club may indicate the existence of other legendary breakfast weapons, like the breakfast halberd or the fabled breakfast morningstar
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