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Round 1
#ZUDDY!!!!#he was hot when he was a suit of armor that didn't let anyone see underneath#he was also hot when he took off his helm and he was covered in tattoos#naddpod
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Round 1
#thing is up against anyone else i might vote jens but mavrus the unskooled???#mavrus wins#jens would lose his shit.
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I dont know who the hell the B stands for but god its disgusting that you ship anyone with Dib. Thats a whole ass child, freak. Wanted to follow for the Pokemon content but you're out here shipping whatever the fuck badr is. Dont fucking ship the kids with irkens jesus christ
HUH????? BADR IS MY NAME ITS A NAME IN ARABIC I DON’T EVEN WATCH ZIM DUGDHBCHBVHJVFH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON
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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)
baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*
my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.
baby: ighbu.
sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!
baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!
sister: exactly!
baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.
my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?
baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.
[a split second goes by]
baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.
me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?
baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.
me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?
baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.
*pronounced like "on" without the n
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jasnah kholin

very tired and also happy i finished this :,) I don’t do full illustrations very often but I think this turned out pretty well
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okay so. subtle aftg tv show promo posters.
s1 promo posters that are like glossy magazine covers from the early 2000s of all the main characters. riko included. none of them looks like villains or bad people and they’re all smiling at the camera and posing, with positive captions and tags on them like, “Exy’s rising star!” or “2006 MVP?”. very glitzy very glamorous very bright and unsuspecting.
s2 promo posters that are items with price tags on them. maybe they’re hanging up in stores or on the shelves of a thrift store or catalogued in a magazine. a raven statuette with its price marked down. an exy racquet with stained pink strings and a “used” sticker on it. an out of date pumpkin pie. an open box of hair dye. “damaged” sticker on a cracked glass that has a fox on it. a knife block that’s missing one knife. an old phone.
s3 promo posters that are the backs of everyone’s jerseys with varying amounts of mess and details on them. JOSTEN 10 stained pink from fake blood with a peek of a black and red jersey in the bottom corner. WALKER 9 with a smushed bloody print on the shoulder and side like she’d been carrying somebody wearing it. HEMMICK 8, worn and old, stressed and peeling paint. REYNOLDS 7 with a tear around the neckline and a pink stitch fixing a hole. GORDON 6, perfect and crisp, with a small white flower over the number. MINYARD 5, with a more vivid blood splatter, and a small lipstick mark around the top. BOYD 4, with a stressed neckline, a couple tears through the fabric. MINYARD 3, in the goalkeepers colour, a faint line down the side like it’d been cut off him with a scissors and carefully lined back up again. DAY 2, with a black ink spill over the number, or his fox details cut out and placed over the ravens’ black and red jersey. WILDS 1, with a captain pin, a yellow card in the corner, white colour faded from use.
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this was supposed to be a naddgift for @stone-stars that is . um..... half a year late .....? the various silly duck team aus we have constructed . cheers
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love how tumblr staff has time to censor words like “paint mixing” and “my face” and yet they can’t get rid of ssexsophie8127 thats been liking my posts from 2017
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Well you should’ve named yourself something else then
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College web design class final exam should be to find a nonprofit doing a valuable job in your community and making their website actually useable
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god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work
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I definitely lost half of my lifespan drawing this
So, i had an idea for a book cover and just had to draw it
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