lyssa | she/her | i obsess about books you’ve never heard about (unless you have heard of them in which case can we be besties)
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#happens every time because it's a sorta uncommon spelling of a common name#i don't really care at this point. yeah write whatever spelling you want on my coffee cup it's pronounced the same
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i think its so awesome that ocs exist. u can just make up some girl and put so many problems in her head
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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant
#i remember when we got the (kinda shitty tbh) sex ed talk and it was brought up that infertility is a thing and some women can't have babies#and i age 12 was subconsciously already going god i wish that were me
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hey there, you've arrived at a Tumblr checkpoint!
are you thirty? have a sip!
are you hungry? have a spack!
have you been snitting in the sale proclation? mack your tabbers!.
are you stick? purt your indies!
do you need to prot a buntle? go! now!
are you tired? break your togs!
do a quick snat of your vitals. are you fond? do you need to reduct your plandles? if you have a trick, tog it. if you need to sitch, go so.
are you grod or too trinking? if you need to break off a grint or mend the bontle, go to that now!
I hope this helps! and I hope your tunderfal day :-)
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE DOING IT ALL BY HAND??? LIKE BACKSPACING OUT EVERY LETTER BEFORE YOU SEARCH THE STRING???
String identified: AT A ' G T A A??? ACACG T TT AC T TG???
Closest match: Crassostrea gigas strain QD chromosome 2 Common name: Pacific oyster
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weary and wary are not the same word and have very different meanings and if i see one more person use wearily when they mean warily I’m gonna combust
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upsides of listening to music:
music yay yay yay!!!!!! yaaaaay!!!! yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
downsides of listening to music
if you listen to the right song for the first time while in a certain headspace you will be changed forever as your soul shutters and warps and contorts into new forms never before seen
get an idea for an animatic you will never finish
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Can you please fulfil my long time dream and let Lift and Wit (aka LIT) annoy the Alethi court? I love them both and I need to see their insufferable energy in one picture somehow.
Dalinar proceeds to do a flip
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its simples: if the characters are flirting in canon then i think theyre best friends who transcend the traditional lines between romance and friendship into something uniquely devoted and hard to define. and if they hate eachother in canon then i think theyre fucking.
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