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lord the peasants are so loud today

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Was just playing Deltarune chapter 1 and reached the elevator. Which floor do I pick now?

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Fr I really love Neil Banging Out the Tunes Day.

Like, that rat is definitely not with us anymore but he did one funny thing years ago and a bunch of internet people still remember and love him! And lots of my rats are not with us anymore and you know what? They also did funny things (or sweet things or even just very dramatic things)!

It just gives me hope that in a couple of decades' time I'll still be telling people about those little things even after I forget the smell of their fur or the feel of their kisses or the weight of cuddling them.

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The devastating difference between how much time it takes to write something vs how fast people read it lol

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short

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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if u pay attention there are themes and motifs on my blog

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person who has only watched one anime: what i really love about dungeon meshi is how it subverts our expectations of a typical anime by not sexualising women and having a good plot!

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i love going back to the roblox oof video at occasional intervals to scroll the comments section and get the latest tommy tallarico news. the latest includes:

he didnt work on any of sonic and the black knight's music, it was jun senoue rearranging some songs that one of tommy's employees wrote for other games previously. in even his most recent 'verified' video game composition credit is him just stealing credit as per usual

he didnt work on any of earthworm jim's music, that was mark miller, he just replaced mark's name with his own in the credits on later special edition releases

he recently was found to be selling off sheet music a composer (laura intravia) made for video games live to other orchestra shows with no permission given without ever having consulted her, so safe to say he is still managing to make money stealing other peoples' compositional work

he doesnt play his guitar at vglive shows, its unplugged and he's miming playing over other peoples' recordings

he never drove a lambo, the car shown in his house tour video was a pontiac fiero with a shitty lambo body kit

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Not pictured: me, yanking the steering wheel to screech into a parking lot so I could take a pic of this while my sisters and I absolutely lost it upon seeing this truck

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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i'm a genius

and if anybody else out there with access to a button press wants to make these pins for themselves i've included a sheet to print out under the readmore

as long as you're printing this in portrait orientation without margins on a 8.5x11 inch sheet of paper, this should print out in the correct sizes for 25mm buttons and 37mm buttons respectively

apologies if tumblr shrinking the image size makes the image quality not so great if you print this out as it is, i'd suggest putting it through a threshold filter so it just uses black ink

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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we sexualize the unemployed failgirls a lot but i think at some point it comes across as a joke, it’s not though. lonely tranny sitting alone in your apartment you can’t afford, averting your eyes from your bank account every time you feel hunger, hiding from the dangerous eyes of the world outside, trapped trapped trapped, i love you i love you i love you and i will still love you when you discover the better world you belonged in since the beginning

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Question for Lakia, when and how did she first figure out she’s a girl? I imagine it’s a cute story.