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In Prince's funky name, amen.

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This shouldn't have made me laugh as much as it did

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Reblog for last comment 🤣

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154 ... the show must go on

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"laid motif" 🤣🤣🤣

I wouldn't say I have a specific "type" in the kinds of people I'm attracted to but there are certainly patterns and themes and so on

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THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Great curse 🤣

i have been working on a new range of linguistic curses. Prepare to be... Disemvoweled!

Dd y mn dsmbwld? Wt... I mnt dsmbwld... dsmbwld...

h gd! Wht hv y dn t m?

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Sometimes I just giggle to myself about this

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true friends

Parcialmente nublado (2009): Pixar

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Kween

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This hitted harder than expected

not to get too deep on main but did anyone else have such deeply rooted issues with their self worth for so long that they thought as a kid/teen that their only redeeming feature was being “low maintenance” and now as an adult you give yourself guilt pangs asking for any more than the barest minimum in virtually any relationship because asking for things might negate your only good quality which is just “doesn’t ask for things”