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these two are going to be THE DEATH OF ME

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I hate when people say I have to be ambitious, have you ever considered I just want to chill and take pictures?

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damn ok lake superior

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Tears they are trying to teach his stiff English ass how to dance😭😭

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i wish my prostate was in my lungs so i could orgasm from smoking

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500 matches in a madrid shirt for the legend that is luka modric 🤍✨

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One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! That’s just economical like come on man.

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The story of La Decima. 

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what a picture

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i can't do this anymore! i mean i can, and i will, obviously. but i can't fucking do this anymore!

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BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

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real

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new renaissance painting just dropped