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m-bbert · 15 hours ago
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The Sam standee is in line at Papa's Pizzeria!
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m-bbert · 15 hours ago
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Is the Sam standee in clocktown from the legend of Zelda majora’s mask? Perhaps he has been watching from the top the whole time
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The Sam standee is in Clock Town from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask!
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m-bbert · 15 hours ago
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He’s at a drag brunch!
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The Sam standee is at a drag brunch!
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m-bbert · 15 hours ago
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oh ok
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m-bbert · 15 hours ago
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i am NOT gaslighting you. i am lying to you. gaslighting implies a level of effort that i am simply not putting in. deceiving you does not require much
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m-bbert · 15 hours ago
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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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m-bbert · 15 hours ago
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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m-bbert · 15 hours ago
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m-bbert · 15 hours ago
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I giggle about them
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m-bbert · 1 day ago
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"UM OP DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THIS INNOCUOUS VIDEO/IMAGE/POST IS ACTUALLY FETISH CONTENT"
might not be true at all and might be puritan panic you bought into but ok
even if it IS true, ok?? and?? based
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m-bbert · 1 day ago
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im a blorbo apologist but also they did every bad thing they did and i will get mad if u ignore that. complexities
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m-bbert · 1 day ago
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My new bread pans make the most... Symmetrical loaves & they scare me kinda
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m-bbert · 1 day ago
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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.
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m-bbert · 1 day ago
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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m-bbert · 1 day ago
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long time no see mob
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m-bbert · 2 days ago
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Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.
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m-bbert · 2 days ago
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